Does anyone know any good jokes?

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Heard about ali baba and forty thieves....?

Now he had thirty remaining... guess why?









He fired 10 due to recession...
 
I know it is stupid but this is one of favourites :-)
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, "That's Aboriginal"
 
there was these 3 guys at a ski lodge. After hittin the slopes all day, they went to bed. The next morning one of the guys says," its soo weird, I had such a weird dream. I dreamt I had a handjob, but it was soo real". The other guy says "gahh, I had the same dream! It was like crazy real". The third guy says "hmm, not me, I dreamt I was on mountains skiing! hahaha Hope you get it.
 
When I was a kid and the Bold and the Beautiful came on, I wondered why everyone had hair.
 
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