Does anyone know any good jokes about Wiccans or self described "Witches?"?

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Rev Aaron

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Here's a try: What is the secret to wiccans magic? They spell magik with a "k."
How do you know if your talking to a wiccan? Answer: They are 15, female, bipolar, dress funny, and love emo.
Question to a wiccan: How much do you love nature?
Answer: I have a wooden magik wand under my pillow.
cowboy, that was funny
"if you just want to be my friend so bad why don't you astral project us getting along" - funny, funny
 
I just bluntly make fun of them by asking stupid questions.
Have you ever drank someones blood?
Do you ever sacrifice goats on the alter?
Can you make potions?
Can you see the future?
If you just want to be my friend so bad why don't you astral project us getting along?
 
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