Does anyone know any good funny jokes?

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They have to make you laugh so please nothing stupid, silly or dumb. I want hysterical funny hilarious jokes. 10 points goes to the most hysterical funny and hilarious joke. You can tell a story but please make it short and not long and endless.
 
Why do gorillas? have big nostrils? Cause they have big fingers!!
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
Whats the difference between the swine flu and aids? 300 people have swine flue and everybody wants to wear a mask... 300,000,000 people have aids and nobody wants to wear a condom.
 
A mexican drinks his beer and throws his glass into the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass into pcs. He says in mexico, glasses are so cheap, we do not need to drink from the same glass twice. The Iraq man obviously impressed throws his glass ino the air pulls out his AK-47 and shoots it into pcs. He says, in Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses, we do not need to drink out of the same glass twice either. The Ohio boys...drink his Crown, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab and say we have so many Mexicans and Arabs in America, we dont have to drink with same ones twice. --God Bless America--
 
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