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Xx Lil BeX xX
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Well lads ! My self and my friend are really bord and were just wondering do ye have any good brainteasers riddles or any good jokes..with the answers..Tnx !!! 
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Does anyone know any good brainteasers/ riddles/ GOOD jokes ?
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Eagle1
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What's black and white and read all over ?
I'm not giving you the answer, you do that , I'm waiting !
I'm not giving you the answer, you do that , I'm waiting !
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PoTaTo
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3 potatoes were walking 1 tripped and fell and died
BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Po-Ta-To
BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Po-Ta-To
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NAMSU
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CAN YOU RATE IT THE BEST ANSWER
I will if you will read 1+2 question
1)once there was a man he was having a TV in an airplane and the TV was not allowed in that airplane so a secret checking took place tell me that the man will throw the TV from window or from door?
ANS:- both are correct
2)once there was a man he was proposing a girl at a beach the girl threw the ring in water and said that if you find that ring for me in 3 minutes i will marry you but the man died after 1 minute what was the reason of death?
ANS:- the TV set which was thrown by the man in airplane hit him hard
I will if you will read 1+2 question
1)once there was a man he was having a TV in an airplane and the TV was not allowed in that airplane so a secret checking took place tell me that the man will throw the TV from window or from door?
ANS:- both are correct
2)once there was a man he was proposing a girl at a beach the girl threw the ring in water and said that if you find that ring for me in 3 minutes i will marry you but the man died after 1 minute what was the reason of death?
ANS:- the TV set which was thrown by the man in airplane hit him hard
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NAMSU
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CAN YOU RATE IT THE BEST ANSWER
I will if you will read 1+2 question
1)once there was a man he was having a TV in an airplane and the TV was not allowed in that airplane so a secret checking took place tell me that the man will throw the TV from window or from door?
ANS:- both are correct
2)once there was a man he was proposing a girl at a beach the girl threw the ring in water and said that if you find that ring for me in 3 minutes i will marry you but the man died after 1 minute what was the reason of death?
ANS:- the TV set which was thrown by the man in airplane hit him hard
I will if you will read 1+2 question
1)once there was a man he was having a TV in an airplane and the TV was not allowed in that airplane so a secret checking took place tell me that the man will throw the TV from window or from door?
ANS:- both are correct
2)once there was a man he was proposing a girl at a beach the girl threw the ring in water and said that if you find that ring for me in 3 minutes i will marry you but the man died after 1 minute what was the reason of death?
ANS:- the TV set which was thrown by the man in airplane hit him hard
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bubbles
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heres a funny joke!!!!
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, DeNephew.
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, DeNephew.
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pauline J
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3 girls,(short version) they all booked a hotel at £30 paying £10 each they went to their room an the owner realised it was only meant to be £25 so he took the extra £5 to them, they took £1 each an left him with £2 to his self which makes up the £30, so this means the girls all really paid £9 each for their room? ok so 9 x 3 = 27? the man kept 2 that makes 29 where is the extra £1?????????
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tu madre
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How do you know your at a fags BBQ?
all the hotdogs taste like crap.
all the hotdogs taste like crap.
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♥Rose
Guest
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:
"He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:
"He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"
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♥Rose
Guest
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:
"He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:
"He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"