Down by the river
Took a little walk
Ran into China
Had a little talk
We pushed him
(hey)
We shoved him
(hey)
We threw him in the river
And laughed as he drowned
Because we don't need no commies
Hanging around
Hey, don't be a fool
(hey hey!)
Somebody said we were number two
(they lie!)
'Cause we're number one
(Go Army!)
Add your own little twists to it with different countries, it's one of my favorites.