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Does anyone know a really funny joke?
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Poke_the_Bear
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Not Just Another Frog Story
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says,
"Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says, "$30,000."
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's " OK," he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says,
"There's a frog out there called Kermit Jagger who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use THIS as collateral." She holds up the
tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck IS this?!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack... Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says,
"Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says, "$30,000."
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's " OK," he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says,
"There's a frog out there called Kermit Jagger who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use THIS as collateral." She holds up the
tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck IS this?!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack... Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
One day a group of 7th graders were sitting in health class
talking about sex and stuff like that
They started talking about condoms and everything
when out of nowhere
a girl asked
what's a condom?
the class bursted out laughing
and something came up into a students head
you know what i would've said? the student was saying to a friend
what? the friend said
the student replied "I would've said the thing that broke and created you!
talking about sex and stuff like that
They started talking about condoms and everything
when out of nowhere
a girl asked
what's a condom?
the class bursted out laughing
and something came up into a students head
you know what i would've said? the student was saying to a friend
what? the friend said
the student replied "I would've said the thing that broke and created you!
Yoga Punguin
New member
This is my favorite short joke:
Q: What do you do if your pajamas catch fire?
A: Slow down.
Q: What do you do if your pajamas catch fire?
A: Slow down.