does anyone have any good riddles and jokes?

there are two guards, guarding two doors, one truthful the other a lair how do figure out who is telling the truth

answer: ask one what the other one would say

Explanation if you ask the truthful guard he must tell u a lie because that's what the lieing one would say, lieing guard must tell a lie so he tells the opposite of the truth



VALLY OF THE GREEN GLASS DOORS

what is in the Vally of the green glass doors?

there are bees but no hives
books but no words
doors but no hinges
ETC.

answer Double letters!
 
how do you fit 20 charmanders on a bus:
You Poke Em On!

wat kind of cheese isnt yours:
Nacho Cheese

What do you call a nosy pepper:
Jalepeno Business
(All up in your business)
 
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