Does anyone have any funny CLEAN medieval jokes?

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Twilight_fan

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I have an audition and i have to entertain for about a minute to two minutes. i haven't really found anything on the internet and i was just hoping someone else would.
 
A brave man is about to be knighted. The Queen orders him to kiss the cross before being knighted. The man says, I can't your majesty, I'm Jewish. The Queen replies:Why is this knight different from all other knights?

First knight: I heard Sir Lancelot is retiring.
2nd knight:"Yep. He's given up smoting for good.
 
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