stupid is as stupid does
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I need a good laugh. Thanks.
Does anyone have any corny jokes for me?
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Mr Eye on U
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You were arrested because the cop found out you are picking his nose.
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Dona P
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why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!! BWAHAHA
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to get to the other side!! BWAHAHA
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interrupting) moo!!!
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ZOMG_I IS SHAMPOO!
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A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man. "I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, please come to my house!" "But sir, I have a wife and four children..." "Bring them along!" the rich man said. They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in." The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
what do you call cheese thats not yours??-nacho cheese
whats brown and sticky??-a stick
what has 4 legs and if it falls out of a tree and hits you you would die??-pool table
what did the toilat say to the bum??-enuff with thew crap!!!
whats the best time of the year??- i dono what do you think??
a guy walks by bar and sees a sign that reads "free beer if you pass the test" so the man walks is and asks about the tast. the bar teander says "chuge this thing of warm vodca then go out back and you will see an alligator with a sore tooth... pull it out then you go up staires and have sex with my hot daughter" the man says "i like the last one but i dont want to do the first 2 so no thanks" so the man buys beer and gets drunk when hes out of money he does the test for more beer. he chugs the vodca then goes out back. all the bartender can hear is grunts, screems, and yelling the man walks back in and says " so were is the chick with the sore tooth??"
me and my friend were walking our dogs when we disided to go to the bar but my friend says "we cant get in with our dogs" and i say "yes we can follow my lead" i put on my sun glasses and walk up to the door. the bounser says" you cant go in with your dog miss" so i say "nono im blind this is my seeing eye dog" and the man lets me in my friend puts on her sun glasses and walks up but the bouner stops her " you cant go in with a dog miss" and my friend says nono im blind this is my seeing eye dog" and the man says " a chuwawa??" and my friend says "A CHUWAWA??THEY GAVE ME A FRICKEN CHUWAWA?? WHAT A WAST OF MONEY!!!!!
whats brown and sticky??-a stick
what has 4 legs and if it falls out of a tree and hits you you would die??-pool table
what did the toilat say to the bum??-enuff with thew crap!!!
whats the best time of the year??- i dono what do you think??
a guy walks by bar and sees a sign that reads "free beer if you pass the test" so the man walks is and asks about the tast. the bar teander says "chuge this thing of warm vodca then go out back and you will see an alligator with a sore tooth... pull it out then you go up staires and have sex with my hot daughter" the man says "i like the last one but i dont want to do the first 2 so no thanks" so the man buys beer and gets drunk when hes out of money he does the test for more beer. he chugs the vodca then goes out back. all the bartender can hear is grunts, screems, and yelling the man walks back in and says " so were is the chick with the sore tooth??"
me and my friend were walking our dogs when we disided to go to the bar but my friend says "we cant get in with our dogs" and i say "yes we can follow my lead" i put on my sun glasses and walk up to the door. the bounser says" you cant go in with your dog miss" so i say "nono im blind this is my seeing eye dog" and the man lets me in my friend puts on her sun glasses and walks up but the bouner stops her " you cant go in with a dog miss" and my friend says nono im blind this is my seeing eye dog" and the man says " a chuwawa??" and my friend says "A CHUWAWA??THEY GAVE ME A FRICKEN CHUWAWA?? WHAT A WAST OF MONEY!!!!!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAARRRH!!
Have you hear about the two men walking down the street?
One had stolen a battery and one had stolen a firework.
The police charged one and let the other off.
A man is desperate to get into a club to meet his girlfriend, who is already there, but the doorman won't let him in because he isn't wearing a tie.
He runs to his car but all he can find is a pair of jump-leads (jumper cables) which he uses to make a bow-tie.
When he gets back, the doorman again refuses to let him in because he isn't wearing a real tie. He pleads with the doorman, who eventually takes pity on him and allows him in with the warning "OK, but you better not start anything!.
Because they AAARRRH!!
Have you hear about the two men walking down the street?
One had stolen a battery and one had stolen a firework.
The police charged one and let the other off.
A man is desperate to get into a club to meet his girlfriend, who is already there, but the doorman won't let him in because he isn't wearing a tie.
He runs to his car but all he can find is a pair of jump-leads (jumper cables) which he uses to make a bow-tie.
When he gets back, the doorman again refuses to let him in because he isn't wearing a real tie. He pleads with the doorman, who eventually takes pity on him and allows him in with the warning "OK, but you better not start anything!.
A piece of rope slithers into a bar, coils on a stool and asks for a beer.
Bartender: We don't serve ropes in here. You need to leave.
The rope goes outside, thinks for a minute, and starts twirling all around, pulling at the ends, making a mess of things, then slithers back into the bar and onto a stool.
Bartender, with narrowed eyes: Say, aren't you a rope?
Nope. frayed knot.
Bartender: We don't serve ropes in here. You need to leave.
The rope goes outside, thinks for a minute, and starts twirling all around, pulling at the ends, making a mess of things, then slithers back into the bar and onto a stool.
Bartender, with narrowed eyes: Say, aren't you a rope?
Nope. frayed knot.