A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were sitting around trying to compare their boyfriends to brands of pop. The redhead said, "My boyfriend's like 7-Up. He's seven inches long and he's always up."
The brunette said, "My boyfriend's like Mountain Dew. He loves to do it in the mountains all the time."
The blonde said, "My boyfriend's like Jack Daniels."
The brunette cut in, "You can't use Jack Daniels. That's a hard liquor."
A smile crossed the blonde's face. "I know."
The brunette said, "My boyfriend's like Mountain Dew. He loves to do it in the mountains all the time."
The blonde said, "My boyfriend's like Jack Daniels."
The brunette cut in, "You can't use Jack Daniels. That's a hard liquor."
A smile crossed the blonde's face. "I know."