Does anybody really like myspace?

Shorty G

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Some bitch made me sign up for this "myspace" gig, and it's just a bunch of fat kids inviting fat chicks using porn-star imags for pictures, to trick the fat guys into befriending them, all plotted out by democrats trying to steal YOUR money.

Anyways, this fucking site doesn't WORK. I mean, it works for those crafty democrats, but I can't even like check to see if I made any e-friends that day, which is annoying after I wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, with the anticipation, "maybe I will make a friend over the internet", and wait, "maybe they will be cool and we can chill later", and wait, and then I get "MYSPACE DOWN LOL OMG CUM BAK LATER WTF LOL"

You ruin my life myspace, I'm going to send you hate mail, with horrible spelling, in complete caps, just so you know how dissatisfied I am with your performance, and concept. Oh yeah, and I am going to forward that same one to the democrats too... KTHXBAI!
 
Myspace isnt all bad. It is a waste of time that some people take way top seriously though.
How the hell do you think it's run by democrats, isn't it owned by FOX now?
 
'Cause those damn democratics are screwing everything up! My space toast just broke! its there damn fault.. /sarcasm
Myspace is just plain retarded, if anyone gave a damn about how you ate a sandwich today they would take the time to steal your journal
 
Holy fucking shit! That gay kid's myspace site is so fucking bright and gay that I can see color now.....no shit! All I can see is gray.....
 
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