Does anybody else's wife trap them into sex?

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She puts the TV remote in a jug that is just big enough for my hand to fit into. She does it all the time and I hate it.
She has this jar (I think it used to hold pickles) with the bottom half filled with rocks.

She puts the remote in there, I can reach in and grab the remote, but then I can't get my hand back out no matter how hard I yank on my arm! The jar is too heavy to run very fast with and the thing must be made of some kind of super pyrex because I've tried hitting it with my other hand and that just doesn't break it.
At some point I fall asleep (I've tried pretending but she's wise to that) and when I wake up both my hand and the remote are no longer in the jar.

Is it a magic trick like sawing a lady in half?
 
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