Does any won have any chuck Norris jokes please im begging
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Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'ed.
When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris turns on a nighlight when he goes to bed. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
Want a list of Chuck Norris's worst enemies? Check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bike missing its chain and back tire.
Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
Who would win a race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'ed.
When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris turns on a nighlight when he goes to bed. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
Want a list of Chuck Norris's worst enemies? Check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bike missing its chain and back tire.
Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
Who would win a race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?
Chuck Norris.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
ciaramist:)
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oh goodness, where to begin...
* If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
* There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
*Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
*Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
*Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
*Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
*Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
*Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
*Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
*Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
*Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
*There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
*When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
*Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
*Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
*Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
&there are sooo many more!!! just google "chuck norris facts"
* If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
* There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
*Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
*Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
*Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
*Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
*Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
*Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
*Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
*Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
*Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
*There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
*When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
*Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
*Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
*Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
&there are sooo many more!!! just google "chuck norris facts"