Does any one have a cute joke?

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elexzis p

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Im bored and want to smile :)

heres mine:

There were 3 guys,and they had been walking for a long time. They rented a hotel room,and a hotel maid says that there was a magic pool outside the hotel,and if u jump off a hill into it,and yell what you want to land in,you will land in what you said.So the first guy,a vegitarian,jumps up and says "Bananas!" and lands in bananas.The second guy loved money,jumped off the hill and said money then landed in money.Then the last guy jumped up,a ball hit him in the face,and he says "Oh crap!"


Lol whats urz?

:) Heres another one
 
BLONDE JOKE haha

A Mexican, a brunette, and a blonde were sitting on the top of a construction building getting ready to eat. The Mexican opens up his lunchbox and says "If my wife packs me an enchilada 1 more time I am going to jump off of this building." The brunette man, opening up his lunchbox, says "If I have a bologna sandwhich 1 more time I am going to be jumping with you." The blonde man opens his up and says "If I have pasta 1 more time there is going to be 3 people jumping off of the building."

The next day at lunch time the Mexican opens up his lunchbox, pulls out an enchilada and jumps off of the building. The brunette man follows him along with the blonde.

The 3 men had a 3-way funeral since them and their families were so close. At the funeral the 3 mens wives were talking. The Mexicans wife says "If I would have known that he didn't want an enchilada I would have fixed him something else." The brunette's wife agreed to it.
The blonde mans wife said "I wish I could have done something, but he fixed his own lunch."
 
BLONDE JOKE haha

A Mexican, a brunette, and a blonde were sitting on the top of a construction building getting ready to eat. The Mexican opens up his lunchbox and says "If my wife packs me an enchilada 1 more time I am going to jump off of this building." The brunette man, opening up his lunchbox, says "If I have a bologna sandwhich 1 more time I am going to be jumping with you." The blonde man opens his up and says "If I have pasta 1 more time there is going to be 3 people jumping off of the building."

The next day at lunch time the Mexican opens up his lunchbox, pulls out an enchilada and jumps off of the building. The brunette man follows him along with the blonde.

The 3 men had a 3-way funeral since them and their families were so close. At the funeral the 3 mens wives were talking. The Mexicans wife says "If I would have known that he didn't want an enchilada I would have fixed him something else." The brunette's wife agreed to it.
The blonde mans wife said "I wish I could have done something, but he fixed his own lunch."
 
BLONDE JOKE haha

A Mexican, a brunette, and a blonde were sitting on the top of a construction building getting ready to eat. The Mexican opens up his lunchbox and says "If my wife packs me an enchilada 1 more time I am going to jump off of this building." The brunette man, opening up his lunchbox, says "If I have a bologna sandwhich 1 more time I am going to be jumping with you." The blonde man opens his up and says "If I have pasta 1 more time there is going to be 3 people jumping off of the building."

The next day at lunch time the Mexican opens up his lunchbox, pulls out an enchilada and jumps off of the building. The brunette man follows him along with the blonde.

The 3 men had a 3-way funeral since them and their families were so close. At the funeral the 3 mens wives were talking. The Mexicans wife says "If I would have known that he didn't want an enchilada I would have fixed him something else." The brunette's wife agreed to it.
The blonde mans wife said "I wish I could have done something, but he fixed his own lunch."
 
BLONDE JOKE haha

A Mexican, a brunette, and a blonde were sitting on the top of a construction building getting ready to eat. The Mexican opens up his lunchbox and says "If my wife packs me an enchilada 1 more time I am going to jump off of this building." The brunette man, opening up his lunchbox, says "If I have a bologna sandwhich 1 more time I am going to be jumping with you." The blonde man opens his up and says "If I have pasta 1 more time there is going to be 3 people jumping off of the building."

The next day at lunch time the Mexican opens up his lunchbox, pulls out an enchilada and jumps off of the building. The brunette man follows him along with the blonde.

The 3 men had a 3-way funeral since them and their families were so close. At the funeral the 3 mens wives were talking. The Mexicans wife says "If I would have known that he didn't want an enchilada I would have fixed him something else." The brunette's wife agreed to it.
The blonde mans wife said "I wish I could have done something, but he fixed his own lunch."
 
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