Do you need some help with poetry?

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Writing poems is easy

If it don't make sense it's quite greasy

And if your line ends with something awkward

Just make up a word like shmorkward

Don't fret about meter

Or you might have a nervous breakdown and end in hospital next to guy named Peter.

And have to have a catheter
 
I am the needy one. Nobody will helping me because I smells and I don't smile at girls no more.
 
Yep! You stink and I can honestly state that no-one in their right mind will come to you for help, but you definitely need some.

Sorry darling but here is your cup of coco and a blanket now let me tuck you in here......... not too tight is it?

Harsh you say? I thought I gave you a good write up.
 
No way does shmorkward rhyme with awkward. I want my money back. You represented to me that I could learn how to write poetry in just 10 easy lessons for $19.99 each. Yeah, right! You, sir, are a charletan. I demand a refund, or you shall lie fecund, in a pool of your own stuffing, mourned only by a fluffin. Peter Peter meter reader, had a wife but couldn't eat her. Put her in a taco shell, inside a handbasket bound for hell. No amount of genuflection, guided him in the right dirction. Wouldn't you know that silly little dorkwad, had to turn around and go shmorkward.

Please credit my bankcard number 3834 3332 2283 2473 for $199.99. Thank you.
 
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