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I used to be an athiest, not believing in God. Also, I kept wanting to find a woman that had small breasts. So I looked and looked. But no woman every approached me except those with large sized busts. I got so frustrated finally, even though I was an athiest, I prayed to God. I wailed "Pl..e....e....a..s..e.. Lord send me a woman with small boobs, even fat but small breasts, please God." However, women with giant breasts kept introducing themselves to me. So I prayed in the morning, at noon, and at night, for a week. No luck. No A-cups, just D and DD. It got so frustrating. Then suddently I had a religious experience. A light came down from the sky and a loud voice boomed "I give you what you need not what you ask for." And that's the story of how I became a devout Christian. Some times you just have to enjoy Gods sense of humor.