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So there's howie rite?..
your average joe awesome nerdy dorky guy who loves to play tennis. was liek his thing rite?.. always needed to hit sum balls everyday..
even tho his mom dont really like it at ALL .. i mean the other day she was like tennis>?... howie tennis?
n hiowie was like yeah mom tennis.. and she was like ... Oh... no thats cool i like tennis.. dont worry iz cool i do.. i liek balls i love balls..
and howie was like w/e.. but that still didnt stop him from playin tennis cuz he always needed to hit those balls ya kno?...
So ya anyways one day he was with his girlfriend and they had this big argument and broke up rite? he was devastated but he was like fuck her... ya kno.. im better off
and then the other day like... like just when he was about to start playin tennis, he heard about his ex-girlfriend wanting to fuck his best friend marco.. this fuckin pissed him off mann..
he like threw the tennis ball on da ground in anger and then fell on the ground and hit his balls and started crying... but he was still fuckin pissed man..
then he stormed over to his ex-girlfriends house and he was like.. u wana sleep with marco?.. why?.. why the fuck would u do that mann??
anbd she was like.. howie u cant fuckin tell me what to do!.. but he was still like i dont care! he's ma best friend i dont want u sleepin with him!!
then she got angry and even more pissed off and but she screamed, FINE howie! FINE i wont fuckin sleep with marco ok?? now get out of my fuckin house..
and then she kicked him in the balls and threw him out of da house...
but u kno overall it was still a pretty good day cuz evn tho he didnt play tennis, sum balls got hit n all ya kno..
Now like days and days later howie had this big championship tennis match and won and came home all fucked up tired and chilled and happy ... u kno?..
was a great day..ya kno he had a fuckin big tennis match which he WON and now he's on his couch just chillin..
he falls asleep watchin balls on espn on front of da tv and wakes up like 2 hours later at like nitetime..rite?
gets sum juice and then starts hearin sum shit goin on in one of the bedrooms..
he listne more and then hears soudns and people moaning n stuff and then he starts getting suspicious and freakin out and falling to the floor in agony and hurtin his balls ya kno..
but fearin the worse he decides to confront it and goes to the door and slowly starts to turn the knob and open it.. takes a big breath to prepare and get ready for what he's about to see...
he oepns the door..........
.... ...... MOM?!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!! MARCO?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!... WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!?!?!... MOM?!?!.. WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR KNEES MOM?!?!.. WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR KNEES!!!!?!?!?
alot of balls got hit that day...
MORALS OF THE STORY:
1) everyday sum balls get hit.. whether itz tennisballs, basketballs, baseballs, footballs, softballs, or YOUR balls.. it happens..
2) sometimes eveyrthing a mom says isnt a lie
your average joe awesome nerdy dorky guy who loves to play tennis. was liek his thing rite?.. always needed to hit sum balls everyday..
even tho his mom dont really like it at ALL .. i mean the other day she was like tennis>?... howie tennis?
n hiowie was like yeah mom tennis.. and she was like ... Oh... no thats cool i like tennis.. dont worry iz cool i do.. i liek balls i love balls..
and howie was like w/e.. but that still didnt stop him from playin tennis cuz he always needed to hit those balls ya kno?...
So ya anyways one day he was with his girlfriend and they had this big argument and broke up rite? he was devastated but he was like fuck her... ya kno.. im better off
and then the other day like... like just when he was about to start playin tennis, he heard about his ex-girlfriend wanting to fuck his best friend marco.. this fuckin pissed him off mann..
he like threw the tennis ball on da ground in anger and then fell on the ground and hit his balls and started crying... but he was still fuckin pissed man..
then he stormed over to his ex-girlfriends house and he was like.. u wana sleep with marco?.. why?.. why the fuck would u do that mann??
anbd she was like.. howie u cant fuckin tell me what to do!.. but he was still like i dont care! he's ma best friend i dont want u sleepin with him!!
then she got angry and even more pissed off and but she screamed, FINE howie! FINE i wont fuckin sleep with marco ok?? now get out of my fuckin house..
and then she kicked him in the balls and threw him out of da house...
but u kno overall it was still a pretty good day cuz evn tho he didnt play tennis, sum balls got hit n all ya kno..
Now like days and days later howie had this big championship tennis match and won and came home all fucked up tired and chilled and happy ... u kno?..
was a great day..ya kno he had a fuckin big tennis match which he WON and now he's on his couch just chillin..
he falls asleep watchin balls on espn on front of da tv and wakes up like 2 hours later at like nitetime..rite?
gets sum juice and then starts hearin sum shit goin on in one of the bedrooms..
he listne more and then hears soudns and people moaning n stuff and then he starts getting suspicious and freakin out and falling to the floor in agony and hurtin his balls ya kno..
but fearin the worse he decides to confront it and goes to the door and slowly starts to turn the knob and open it.. takes a big breath to prepare and get ready for what he's about to see...
he oepns the door..........
.... ...... MOM?!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!! MARCO?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!... WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!?!?!... MOM?!?!.. WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR KNEES MOM?!?!.. WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR KNEES!!!!?!?!?
alot of balls got hit that day...
MORALS OF THE STORY:
1) everyday sum balls get hit.. whether itz tennisballs, basketballs, baseballs, footballs, softballs, or YOUR balls.. it happens..
2) sometimes eveyrthing a mom says isnt a lie