Once upon a time there was a cheeseburger named Patty, but most people just called him Pat. One day, Pat was at Fred Meyer buying a dozen cheeseburgers. You see, Pat was a cannibal. Pat took the cheeseburgers and stuffed them in his mouth as quick as he could. A chicken wing named Wing happened to be walking by Pat and muttered "what a pig..." A pig named Porky happened to be walking by at the time. "Eh-em." "Uhhhhhh...." Wing didn't know what to say, so he ate Porky. And then Pat was all like "are you pregnant?" Then Wing said "no I just ate a pig." Suddenly Pat died of shck. But right before he died he managed to call 911. The porkchop police department broke the doors down and charged at Wing. Wing ran down the donut isle. The little piggys chased after Wing, and the finally caught up to him. One f the pigs jumped on Wing and tackled him. The pigs managed to lock handcuffs on him. They brought him to jail and later executed him. But that wasnt the end of him. Wing came back to life and haunted cows, so they called the Ghostcookies to come and exterminate him. So they did.
The End.
The End.