Do you like my "mini" joke?

An ugly man who was a widow desperately wanted a wife. He was born a selfish child and always has been a selfish person.

He began to write ads in the newspaper as an attempt to get a wife. He wrote:

36 year old male. Widowed. Loves reading and loves receiving sponge baths. A bit hot-headed.

Looking for: 20-25 year old woman. She should be tall, slim, pretty, fair, nice, and good around the house. If you know anyone that fits my description please call my number.

NOTE: BLIND WOMEN ARE PREFERRED......

If you got a smile, give a star, then I'll get a smile :)
 
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