Do you know any really unique or clever jokes like this?

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so here it goes

you ask
"will you remember me in ten years"

they say yes

you ask

"will you remember me in 10 months?"
Yes
"will you remember me in 10 weeks?"
yes
"will you remember me in 10 days?
yes
"will you remember me in 10 hours?"
yes
"will you remember me in 10 minutes?"
yes
"will you remember me in 10 seconds?"
yes

knock knock

whos there?

you already forgot me
 
oh i love that one! um oh! i know one! (haha my friend told it to me)

you say "ok you're in a haunted house and the power is out and there are 3 doors one has a tree, the other has a circle and the 3rd has a heart which one do you go through?"

they choose one
then you say something like "ok there is 2 hallways which way do you go?"

they choose
then you say something like "there are 3 staircasses, one goes up the other is all swirly the other goes down which way do you go?"
they choose

ok you continue this for a good while then you say

"ok you walk into the room and the door shuts behind you and a vioce says "you will die, how do you want to die? fast with a gun, medium with an electric chair, or slow with a saw?"
now here is the joke:
most ppl will say gun=they die
if they choose electric chair =they live! because the power is out!
if they choose saw=they die

( i hope i explained it well enough...)
 
haha lolol

how about this 1:

The little boy asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom.First, she says, he has to say the alphabet. So he says: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O _ Q R S T U V W X Y Z... and she asks "Wheres the 'p'?"
Little boy: "its running down my legs!" lol


and another 1..

The little boy walks up to the teacher and says, "i gotta pee, i gotta pee!" and she gets really frustrated and tells him to use the proper word-urinate- instead of pee. Then she says" when you return from the bathroom, i expect you to use urinate in a sentence." So he goes to the bathroom, thinks about it alot and when he returns he says to her:" Ur an 8, but you'd be a ten if your boobs were a little bigger" lolol

idk why all i have are pee jokes..lol
 
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