Do you know any good racial jokes?

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whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

a picnic table can support a family of 4
 
I like using this on my white friends:
Q: Why do black people only have nightmares?
A: Because you guys shot the only one with a dream!!!

Btw, I'm Hawaiian so those Mexican jokes won't work on me. I thought you'd like to know in advance =)
 
hawaiian? what does dat have 2 do with jokes?
well there is a white guy and black guy on a tree, the white guy jumps off and dies, the black guys jumps but doesn't fall, what kept him from falling?

the rope.
 
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?

Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: Why dont blacks celebrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.

What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.

What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations.

Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
cross country
 
Why are black people scared of lawn mowers?
runigganigaanigga

how do you blind fold and asian?
dental floss

what's faster than a speeding bullet?
a jew with a coupon
 
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