do you know any funny jokes or riddles?

[MELy]

i just need a little laugh today...please tell me any jokes...but they have to be funny =]

 

[melissa]

Roses are red and violets are blue
i have five fingers
and the middle ones for you.

 

[Jade Morrow]

she or he will combine myspace and facebook and laugh every time someone says come on myface!