do you know any decent jokes???

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Why do people drink apple juice?

O.J will kill them.

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A man looks in at the barbers every day and asks 'How long before me?' The barber looks at his row of customers and says every day 'About 30 minutes' The man nods and leaves but doesn't come back that day.
After a week the barber sends his assistant to follow the man.
'Where does he go?'
'Your house'.
 
4 ducks get arrested and the custody sergent says to the first:

cs:"name"?
duck1:"duck1"
cs:"arrested for?"
duck1:"blowing bubbles in the pond"
the next duck steps forward.

cs:"name"?
duck2:"duck2"
cs:"arrested for?"
duck2:"blowing bubbles in the pond"
next duck steps forward.

cs:"name"?
duck3:"duck3"
cs:"arrested for?"
duck3:"blowing bubbles in the pond"

next duck steps forward and the cs says"name...no let me guess...duck 4?


the duck replies"no...bubbles!"

i love that one.
 
ummmm yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

ummmmm there was a parrot who could swear for 5 min straight with out any repeats. the man who owned him was a quiet , down to earth man. one day he just reached a point where he couldn't take it any more. he said to the bird "QUIT IT" and threw him in the freezer. the bird scratched and clawed but then it got real quiet. the man open the freezer and the bird calmly hoped on his arm. the man was confused. the bird then said "im sorry for my disrespectful behavior. if you dont mind me asking, wat happened to the chicken?
 
I walked through the cemetery early today and I saw a guy behind a really large gravestone.
I said "Morning".
"No" he said "Just having a sh*t".
 
I know some decent jokes and I know some funny ones. I'll have to think a while to come up with one that's both! :-)
 
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