Do you have any good jokes?

[Goaty777]

I don't care if they are long or short but I like longer ones better.
Funniest gets best answer!
Good Luck!

 

[Kim]

My friend told me this today.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
F
F who?
F you!

 

[Chris]

You made the onion cry
Your so ugly obama said time for a change
Why dont santa have and children?
He only Cums once a year

 

[Sharon M]

how do you wake up lady gaga: you poke her face!

why was the math book sad: because he had too many problems

why did the monkey fall off the tree: cause he was dead suppose

why is spider man's name is spider man? : cause hes a spi- dur! haha like duh! thats what its was supose to mean lol!

 

[Chris]

You made the onion cry
Your so ugly obama said time for a change
Why dont santa have and children?
He only Cums once a year

 

[Cowboy]

Yo momma is so ugly her mirror got a court order against her.
Yo momma is so ugly, she makes Ray Charles sick.
What's 6 inches long and drives women crazy? $100 Bills.