Do you have any funny stories from when you told your children about the Birds and...

Dorothy Siddiq

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...the Bees? When my son was in 6th grade his school sponsored a sex education seminar and all the boys and their dads were invited. We sat and listened to a lecture and watched a movie, it was quite the event! When it ended my son looks at me and says:

Dad, Ok, now I know where babies come from and how they are made but let me ask you this:

I understand that when a woman is fertile and has sex she can conceive a child. But, if I understand this right a woman is only fertile for a short time each month... so, if that is the case then why do people have sex all those other times?

How many 12 year olds would ask you that? Thinking quick I responded:

Son, you know how you have a soccer game every Saturday, but you practice 3 times a week to prepare for it?

He said, yes Dad. So I continued...

Son, having sex all those times is like practicing to get ready for the big game on Saturday!

I managed to hold back the laughter, and yes he bought it! So, who else has a funny story?
 
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