Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of its uncles were ants (aunts)!
A piece of string walks into a bar. It asks the bartender for a drink, but the bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve to strings here". So the string walks outside, combs his hair, ties himself into a knot, then goes back inside. The bartender asks, "Aren't you the same piece of string that was here a minute ago?" The string answers, "No, I'm a frayed knot". (Afraid not)
Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
It didn't have a choice. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.