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independancy
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I think I can make you smile....
Ok, just relax.
Picture urself lying on your stomach on a big warm rock.
Stretched out so that your fingers hang over the edge into the water.
The water is cool and you feel it with the tops of your fingers.
No one knows where your secret spot is.
You can hear birds chirping and smell the mist from the water fall you can hear in the distance.
The water is calm, so calm that you can see the persons face that you are holding under water.
LoL! I liked it.
Ok, just relax.
Picture urself lying on your stomach on a big warm rock.
Stretched out so that your fingers hang over the edge into the water.
The water is cool and you feel it with the tops of your fingers.
No one knows where your secret spot is.
You can hear birds chirping and smell the mist from the water fall you can hear in the distance.
The water is calm, so calm that you can see the persons face that you are holding under water.
LoL! I liked it.
bigcharlesl
New member
yes a man gets pulled over and the cop ask him why was he in such a hurry. and he told the officer he was in a hurry to get to his drug dealer house the officer then ask to see in the glove compartment and the man said i cant cause i've got a gun in there. so the officer then ask him to open the trunk and the man said i cant i have a dead body in there. so the officer went back to his car for a few minutes and other officers showed up. then one of them the chief approached the man in the car and said i hear you have to get to the drug dealers house and that you have a gun and a dead body. is this true ? my deputy tells ne all this . the man that lying ? i bet you he even told you i was speeding to now didn't he.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of its uncles were ants (aunts)!
A piece of string walks into a bar. It asks the bartender for a drink, but the bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve to strings here". So the string walks outside, combs his hair, ties himself into a knot, then goes back inside. The bartender asks, "Aren't you the same piece of string that was here a minute ago?" The string answers, "No, I'm a frayed knot". (Afraid not)
Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
It didn't have a choice. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Because all of its uncles were ants (aunts)!
A piece of string walks into a bar. It asks the bartender for a drink, but the bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve to strings here". So the string walks outside, combs his hair, ties himself into a knot, then goes back inside. The bartender asks, "Aren't you the same piece of string that was here a minute ago?" The string answers, "No, I'm a frayed knot". (Afraid not)
Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
It didn't have a choice. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
i ♥ singing!!!
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"hey, i just finished a puzzle! it only took me 10 years to do!"said a blonde