Do you emotionally blackmail your bike?

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Along the lines of...run nicely for me baby do you know how much money i have spent on you lately...or..announced brightly..cheer up little bike i just brought you new split pins!
 
No, i treat my bike like a princess, girlfriend, confidant, lover and maybe even a favored child!

If I notice anything even slightly wrong with her I immediately ask her what's wrong. Tell her that I'll make it all better. ASAP I take her to her/my mechanic or my fiancee, the only 2 other people allowed to touch her and only with my permission!
 
yah i do, when their running right i treat em like royalty, but when their acting up or runnin poorly i threaten to strap c4 to em, or some other form of mass destruction
 
More like you had better start or when i get you home its the cutting torch for you bit*h
 
I spend tons of money on my bike and it doesn't care. I spend tons of money on women and they tell me it still isn't enought >(
 
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