one of my son's buddies was on fireguard (this is a duty all the soldier shave to pull every night, for an hour or however long the Drills set it up for, each oldier takes turns pulling it. Its to ensure that if a fire goes off, one person is awake to get everyoen out, or if an uninvited guest shows up or if someone is tryign to go AWOL ect) and he was suppose to be studying his book (soldiers CTT manuel) and he fell asleep so the Druill came to check on his fireguard in the middle of the night and the guy woke up and figured that the Drill was behind him so he said "In the name of Jesus Christ-Amen." the Drill said "Good try. Now do push-ups."