...read every one)? Excerpts from short stories:
(may be be a little violent/weird)
"Doctor, doctor!!” “We’re losing her!” urgently shouted an assistant. “Her?” “HER!?!” “Who?!” irritably questioned the doctor as he quizzically scanned the room, knocking a few operating tools onto the floor. “Who did that?!” he shouted angrily as he kicked the tools he knocked over, causing them to collide with a glass door. The door shattered to pieces and a nurse started to scream. “Doctor, if we don’t…” started an assistant, but the doctor cut him off before he could finish. “ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE!?!?!” “WE HAVE A DYING PATIENT HERE!” bellowed the outraged doctor. “ARRRRRRGHH!!!!!” he yelled fiercely, as he overturned the operating table with much force, causing the poor woman to flip ridiculously onto the hard floor. Suddenly, the fact that she was in the middle of having heart surgery mattered no longer, for within less than a matter of seconds, her neck snapped, and she was dead. The other doctors stood, dumbstruck, staring confusedly with wide, horrorstricken eyes. The head surgeon calmly exited the room, grabbing a grape soda from a drink machine as he passed. "
"Many monstrous mushrooms merge mushily out of the moldy, mildewy mud," I declared, as I watched it happen right outside my living room window. It started to hail, and that made me thirsty. I climbed the pine tree that led to the kitchen, and annexed the refrigerator. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" I cackled madly, waving my metallic sword, as I climbed into the newly annexed fridge and seized a drink. When I finished the drink, I had no clue what to do with it, so I telephoned my mother who lived half-way across the earth.
"I'm finished with my drink, mom!" I exclaimed.
"Pour it into the carpet," she said monotonously, and then hung up. But how can I pour it into the carpet if it's FINISHED, I thought to myself. Puzzled, I turned my glass upside down, and dropped it onto the carpet.
A sunshine colored daisy started to sprout and bloom right next to the fallen glass. Interesting, I thought, as I marched out of the front door. "
"Young Veeohlay quickly hiked through the dense forest. She left a trail of muffins behind her, dropping one every five feet. Suddenly, she came to a large purple oak tree, and started to climb. She super-glued muffins to the branches as she went up. She noticed a few snails following her to the top of the tree. One of them gave her a shell and she put it on her back and continued to climb.
The towering, violet colored tree glittered with iridescent snail tracks. When Veeohlay reached the top, she started to yell at the top of her lungs!
"HELP! I CAN'T GET DOWN!" she screamed, as she jumped out of the tree. She smiled and plopped into a mushroom patch. She picked a few mushrooms and placed them in her long, black hair. An inch worm crawled into her ear and started to sing...
He sang a song of sixpence and told her his name was Frankenstein. Soon he was joined by 2 silver nightingales. They flittered and fluttered around Veeohlay's head and dined on the mushrooms in her hair.
The sky shown a brilliant shade of azure, and it started to rain blueberries. Woven brown baskets appeared out of nowhere, and caught the berries. One basket landed right in front of Veeohlay.
"Thank you," she said aloud, to no one in particular. She stared up at the sky and caught a few blueberries in her mouth. She laughed as the indigo blueberry juice splashed everywhere. One blueberry landed on her nose, and she decided to leave it there. How exquisite! She thought, as she glanced at her reflection in a nearby rain puddle. "
(may be be a little violent/weird)
"Doctor, doctor!!” “We’re losing her!” urgently shouted an assistant. “Her?” “HER!?!” “Who?!” irritably questioned the doctor as he quizzically scanned the room, knocking a few operating tools onto the floor. “Who did that?!” he shouted angrily as he kicked the tools he knocked over, causing them to collide with a glass door. The door shattered to pieces and a nurse started to scream. “Doctor, if we don’t…” started an assistant, but the doctor cut him off before he could finish. “ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE!?!?!” “WE HAVE A DYING PATIENT HERE!” bellowed the outraged doctor. “ARRRRRRGHH!!!!!” he yelled fiercely, as he overturned the operating table with much force, causing the poor woman to flip ridiculously onto the hard floor. Suddenly, the fact that she was in the middle of having heart surgery mattered no longer, for within less than a matter of seconds, her neck snapped, and she was dead. The other doctors stood, dumbstruck, staring confusedly with wide, horrorstricken eyes. The head surgeon calmly exited the room, grabbing a grape soda from a drink machine as he passed. "
"Many monstrous mushrooms merge mushily out of the moldy, mildewy mud," I declared, as I watched it happen right outside my living room window. It started to hail, and that made me thirsty. I climbed the pine tree that led to the kitchen, and annexed the refrigerator. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" I cackled madly, waving my metallic sword, as I climbed into the newly annexed fridge and seized a drink. When I finished the drink, I had no clue what to do with it, so I telephoned my mother who lived half-way across the earth.
"I'm finished with my drink, mom!" I exclaimed.
"Pour it into the carpet," she said monotonously, and then hung up. But how can I pour it into the carpet if it's FINISHED, I thought to myself. Puzzled, I turned my glass upside down, and dropped it onto the carpet.
A sunshine colored daisy started to sprout and bloom right next to the fallen glass. Interesting, I thought, as I marched out of the front door. "
"Young Veeohlay quickly hiked through the dense forest. She left a trail of muffins behind her, dropping one every five feet. Suddenly, she came to a large purple oak tree, and started to climb. She super-glued muffins to the branches as she went up. She noticed a few snails following her to the top of the tree. One of them gave her a shell and she put it on her back and continued to climb.
The towering, violet colored tree glittered with iridescent snail tracks. When Veeohlay reached the top, she started to yell at the top of her lungs!
"HELP! I CAN'T GET DOWN!" she screamed, as she jumped out of the tree. She smiled and plopped into a mushroom patch. She picked a few mushrooms and placed them in her long, black hair. An inch worm crawled into her ear and started to sing...
He sang a song of sixpence and told her his name was Frankenstein. Soon he was joined by 2 silver nightingales. They flittered and fluttered around Veeohlay's head and dined on the mushrooms in her hair.
The sky shown a brilliant shade of azure, and it started to rain blueberries. Woven brown baskets appeared out of nowhere, and caught the berries. One basket landed right in front of Veeohlay.
"Thank you," she said aloud, to no one in particular. She stared up at the sky and caught a few blueberries in her mouth. She laughed as the indigo blueberry juice splashed everywhere. One blueberry landed on her nose, and she decided to leave it there. How exquisite! She thought, as she glanced at her reflection in a nearby rain puddle. "