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ocfan27
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saw it last night...amazing!!! Shia was so great in the movie!
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Khleoswife
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Aww, Shia is so cute in those. :sigh: Snagged some.
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*~ Vintage Girl ~*
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Bella,
I know what you mean. That's one of the reasons I wanted to see Disturbia. lol
I know what you mean. That's one of the reasons I wanted to see Disturbia. lol
I love the last one too
I love how one hand is in his pocket and the other is clenched. super hot!
I cant believe its still number 1!!!! yay!!!! Im seriously so happy for Shia
I was debating on going to see it again for the 5th time. LOL. (3rd time in theaters!)
i made some shia avies cuz i just couldnt resist!
I love how one hand is in his pocket and the other is clenched. super hot!I cant believe its still number 1!!!! yay!!!! Im seriously so happy for Shia
I was debating on going to see it again for the 5th time. LOL. (3rd time in theaters!)
i made some shia avies
cuz i just couldnt resist!
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Thanks for that! but man, do i wish it was the first one . . :thud:
This movie was really great, the audience even clapped when it was over
& yeah i loved that "Me so Horny" ringtone! :lol: Also, love the icons Lexy!
Movie Review >>> so funny
but man, do i wish it was the first one . . :thud:This movie was really great, the audience even clapped when it was over
& yeah i loved that "Me so Horny" ringtone! :lol: Also, love the icons Lexy!
Movie Review >>> so funny
WildatHeart
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His career is going great now. And it's going to get even bigger with his part in Transformers this summer
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joquim
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This movie looks pretty good. maybe I'll go and see it...
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sweet_zelda
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They are like the cutest couple, ever :lol:
haha okay, ill edit it out....
-I found out what songs i was looking for.
the first song is called party all the time and its by Sharam or Eddie Murphy.
the second is called "Me So Horny" by 2 live crew and its now my ringtone. Lol.
- I love Shia in this movie. I just love everything about him. His character is funny, and brave and he has a really good personality. Shia makes the character of "KALE" really likable. Shia seems alot different in real life. He seems more serious and quiet then he used to when he acted on Even Stevens.
- And I noticed while typing it out a few thngs from that scene where ashley and kale met. 1) When ashley says "i'm ashley btw" it was like she was mimicking Kale, cuz earlier he said "I'm Kale, btw." I thought it was cute. and 2) When ashley said "i'm ashley" and kale goes "i noticed that too." its funny, because her mom had just yelled at her "ASHLEY!" lol. I guess thats what gave it away.
- Does anyone else LOVE shias voice? Its so unique. I love it And his laugh Gah. Hes so perfect.
- and i LOVE how the entire movie Ashley is totally subtly flirting with Kale. The way she invites herself in, and knows that he watches her. when she uses the "me so horny" ringtone, or decorates his beeper with hearts, or sits close to him, or says that line about running around half naked. LOL.
- Another thing i love about this movie is that its so natural. Like when Kale and Ashley have scenes together, its not awkward, or staged. THere are like pauses that occur in normal conversations, and they say things that normal teenagers would say.
I wrote down all my favorite quotes from the movie. Here they are:
KALE BRECHT: See, you're talking to me and you're messing me up dad.
KALE: If I cant catch a fish I dont know what i'm doing out here.
MR BRECHT: It beats working.
KALE: You're a writer. You work from home.
MR B: Anything you wanna talk about? Anything?... What?
KALE: Nothing.
MR B: What?
KALE: Is this that moment? This is that...
MR B: Nevermind.
KALE: No, no, no. This is that father son..... No, no, no, I got something. I got a girl pregnant... She lives in Reno, I dont know how I'm gonna get there, I'll prob. have to take moms car.
MR B: Yeah, is she cute?
KALE: Course.
MR B: Good. That's all that counts. Smartass.
KALE: JACKASS! NO, not you mom.
MR. GUTIERREZ: What would your father think?
FEMALE COP: It's tamper proof and water proof, so dont try to stick your foot in a bucket of water and hop across, it wont work, and you'll look stupid.
KALE: Man up Allen.
JULIE BRECHT: More trash TV?
KALE: NO, its uh, news.
JULIE: I want you to clean up this room, and clean up the kitchen.
KALE: Yeah, i'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.
KALE: You're being a little over-dramatic, you dont think i'm just gonna plug it back in?
KALE: Bet you think that's real funny huh?
KID: Aww, what are you gonna do? Kill us like you killed your teacher?
KALE: Not before I shove this ****, and my foot back up your asses!
KALE: ****! ****, ****, ****! Turn green! Turn Green! OK, ok... Here we are! I'm back. Turn green! I'm in! Come on! YES! YES! YES! WOO!
MAN: Hey, are you okay?
KALE: NO! It's fine! I'm fine! It just uh, it turned! I'm green.
KALE: Honestly, they put a bag of **** on my stairs, and they lit it on fire.
OFFICER GUTIERREZ: Get down on the ground.
KALE: Theres a bag of **** on my stairs!
RONNIE: Have you showered?
KALE: Of course, whats that?
RONNIE: Nuts.
KALE: Thats all you got me? Some stupid nuts?
KALE: No wait, she says goodbye to the maid Glenda, who they have at the house, who has a titty tat.
RONNIE: Oh, look, you made the tower of twinkies. Is that in the stalkers handbook somewhere?
KALE: No, listen, thats not what I am. I'm not a stalker. These are just simple observations. The natural side effects of chronice boredom.
ASHLEY: Can I help you?
KALE: No, I got it. I'm real close, it's just... the bush has grown a bit. Dont worry about it, I do this all the time.
ASHLEY: Yeah, I can tell.
KALE: Its a little embarrassing that I cant even get my own mail.
ASHLEY: I think any pride you had left, was gone a while ago.
KALE: Oh, you mean when the cops came? That was a screw up on their end. That wasnt me. Wrong guy, wrong house, wrong... wrong. Just wrong. I'm Kale by the way. So how's your move going?
ASHLEY: Still going.
KALE: Yeah? I'd help, i'm just a little spacially challenged at the moment.
ASHLEY: Yeah, you kinda got that whole Martha Stewart thing going on.
KALE: Yeah kinda, 'cept I dont get a 48 hour allowance for office visits. I'm not very good at decorating pastries either. Not one of my strong suits. So uh, whered you say you moved from?
ASHLEY: I'm from the city.
KALE: The city?
ASHLEY: And now, forefully re-located.
KALE: Hmm.
ASHLEY'S MOM: Ashley! Can you come in here please?
ASHLEY: My mom. She's always polite, and always says please, but she has that TONE. Did you notice?
KALE: Yeah, I know the tone.
ASHLEY: I'm Ashley, by the way.
KALE: Yeah, I noticed that too.
KALE: Started without me, huh?
KALE: Why are you stopping? You cant see me, its too dark in here.
JULIE: I'm sorry!
KALE: It's fine, its fine, you're like a ninja.
JULIE: I'm sorry
KALE: It's fine.
JULIE: What are you doing?
KALE: Just staring out the window. Staring at the wind. You know. Being creative.
RONNIE: Okay, there we go. Okay girl, you concentrate now! This is for the gold!
KALE: Oh, god. You're a jackass. You are a genuine jackass.
KALE: She saw me! She was looking up at me when I...
RONNIE: No, no.
KALE: Yeah, she saw me.
RONNIE: No, theres no way she.. Oh! Okay, maybe she did see you. And now shes gone.
[the doorbell rings]
KALE & RONNIE: No!
RONNIE: Don't answer it!
KALE: I have to, she knows i'm here, I've got the thing on my foot.
KALE: Hi.
ASHLEY: What took you so long?
KALE: What? Oh.. We were, we were upstairs playing.
Ashley: Oh, haha.
RONNIE: Video games!
KALE: Video games. This is my friend, Ronnie. Ronald. Say hi Ronald.
RONNIE: Hi Ronald.
KALE: [To Ronnie] You're so stupid. [To Ashley] So, what brings you here? To my house?
ASHLEY: Oh, I got locked out.
KALE: Oh, that... sucks. So, you gotta call someone?
ASHLEY: No, i'd rather stay stranded, if you dont mind. Video games huh? I like to play.
ASHLEY: Is this your room?
KALE: Just so you know, its a little messy, okay?
ASHLEY: A little?
KALE: Yeah.
ASHLEY: Anything interesting out here?
KALE: Huh? Um... I'm sorry, what did you say? I didnt hear you.
ASHLEY: Are you spying on the neighbors, Kale?
RONNIE: Actually, he is. Um... You see, he's got this neighbor, who uh, I guess by definition, would also be your neighbor, who may in fact be a cold blooded killer, from Texas.
KALE: Right, well, he's from Austin.
ASHLEY: Is that so?
RONNIE: Yeah.
KALE: Uh, huh.
RONNIE: Oh, uh, exhibit A, Robert Turner.
ASHLEY: Yeah, I've seen him. So?
KALE: Well, so, uh... the missing girls? from Addison...
RONNIE: On the news.
ASHLEY: You think he had something to do with that?
RONNIE: He drives a car just like the one he was driving
KALE: Which is a 60's arrow mustang.
RONNIE: 60'S arrow mustang.
KALE: And its the same color.
RONNIE: Same color.
KALE: Yeah.
ASHLEY: Gee, that really narrows it down.
RONNIE: Well, you know, the news said that that car was dented.
KALE: Yeah, and his front fender's dented. Right?
RONNIE: It, it, it's cohesive.
KALE: It matches, the whole story.
RONNIE: It fits.
ASHLEY: Okay. I am seeing the mustang.
KALE: Uh, huh.
ASHLEY: But, no bashed in fender.
KALE: What? No, its there. Its there...If I could just...
[Sees that its fixed]
KALE: How did he fix it so fast?
ASHLEY: Maybe because it wasnt there in the first place. However, he is clearly a packrat. He plays volleyball. He collects skulls!
KALE: What? Let me see. Ah, its a longhorn skull. You know what state's famous for longhorns.
RONNIE: Texas.
KALE: And what state's the killer from?
RONNIE: Texas.
KALE: Hmm.
ASHLEY: Fine. Where's the coffee and donuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and donuts.
KALE: You've been gone a while.
ASHLEY: Here.
KALE: How'd you get my phone? Thats a big violation of privacy, you know. This is... I could turn you in for this. What are you doing? You did something.
[phone rings with the "me so horny" ring tone.]
ASHLEy: Everytime he calls you. Thats what you'll hear.
KALE: Okay. Nice choice.
[Ashley looks at his beeper]
ASHLEY: Cute.
KALE: It's a little scary though, right?
ASHLEY: It could use a little color. Do you mind?
KALE: NO, no. Go for it Picaso. So, uh, why'd your parents drag you here anyway?
ASHLEY: I guess my mom wanted to keep my dad on a shorter leash. The city life had its temptations. But, my mom pretty much cries as much as she always did, and my dad doesnt care more than ever.
KALE: But they think the extra bathroom would help? You have a two car garage? 'You know what honey? Infidentaly, forget about it. Look at the storage space!'
ASHLEY: Something like that. So what are your issues Kale?
KALE: What makes you think I have issues?
ASHLEY: Gee, I dunno.
KALE: Look! There he is.
ASHLEY: It's another car. Mmmm, who said Chivalry is dead?
KALE: I didnt.
ASHLEY: Well, theres a club girl for ya.
KALE: How can you tell?
ASHLEY: The bright green bracelet is from "The Police", the red one is from "The Comodo Club" and the yellow is from "Weisners".
KALE: Jeez, you must have a great ID, huh?
ASHLEY: I dont need one. Ah! I love her shoes!
KALE: You've gotta be joking. Is that what you are looking at? Shoes. Of course. He's going in. He's gonna get her all liquored up.
ASHLEY: This feels wrong.
KALE: Oh, oh, he's going for it. Here he goes, here he goes.
ASHLEY: Denied.
KALE: The look on his face.
ASHLEY: Oh, a little music to set the mood. What do you think they're listening to?
KALE: I dunno. You know what? I got an idea. Here, take this.
[trying to find music to match the club girls dancing]
ASHLEY: NO. NO. Stop, stop.
KALE: No. You're kidding me.
ASHLEY: I think we've got a match.
KALE: Oh, god. It does match. Only in Disturbia. Where else are you gonna get this kind of entertainment? Thank god you moved here right?
ASHLEY: Yeah.
KALE: Wait. Did you see that? Are you zooming in on that?
[Mr. Turner cuts the tag and Ashley and Kale start laughing]
KALE: You see that? It's a price tag.
ASHLEY: She wont be returning that dress.
[Mr. Turner and Club girl kiss]
ASHLEY: Oh, there you go. Now you should bust your move.
RONNIE: Oh, whose the red head? She's cute.
KALE: Something to do?
RONNIE: What?
KALE: Dont you have something to do?
RONNIE: Huh?
KALE: Your...
RONNIE: Oh, uh... yeah. Oh, my dad likes this song. By the way.
[Ashley's phone rings]
ASHLEY: Hi mom.
KALE: Here we go.
[filming her]
ASHLEY: No, i'm fine. I'm at Barnes and Noble.... No it's okay, i'll walk. [to Kale] Trips over. I gotta go. Walk me?
KALE: Sure. You could give this to your mom.
ASHLEY: Thank you for an interesting night. And day. I guess this is as far as it goes.
KALE: I guess so. So i'm sure ill see you tomorrow?
[Kale leans in to kiss Ashley, but she pulls away]
ASHLEY: I'll get back to you.
KALE: Hello boys. Family fun night. Oh, I see whats going on. Oh, you guys are screwed now. 'We're just watching cartoons.' 'Oh, okay sweeties. I understand. You guys are growing boys.' Come on mom! Ugh, bastards. Wow, they are horny as ****.
MR TURNER: SO what'd ya do?
KALE: I popped my spanish teacher.
MR TURNER: So, when you say that you 'popped' your teacher...
KALE: Yeah, I punched him in the face.
MR. TURNER: I thought we could do dinner and a movie sometime.
KALE: Thats not gonna happen.
JULIE: I'd like that.
KALE: For me. For me, its not gonna happen, but im sure my mother would love to go, huh mom? You'd love that, wouldnt you?
ASHLEY: Ooh, creepy.
KALE: Yeah, the guys a freak show, right?
ASHLEY: Did he genually mean 'it was nice meeting you' or was he sending you some sinister message?
KALE: Are you playing with me?
ASHLEY: A little. Did you even notice my hair?
KALE: Yeah, no, its nice. Its real nice, okay theres the mustang, then theres the longhorn skull in his garage, then theres the club girl, who looked freaked out! Okay, she was freaked out, she was running around half naked in his living room. Then he challenges me, he stares at me, he shows up in my kitchen, hits on my mother, I mean..
ASHLEY: Can you blame him? Your mom's hot.
KALE: My mom's hot? Can you be serious?
ASHLEY: Did you ever consider whatever look that girl had might have been something else? Maybe she liked being chased around half naked.
KALE: Thats it? That's what you're leaving me with?
ASHLEY: I'm going to a party.
KALE: Who's?
ASHLEY: Mine.
KALE: Yours? You're having a party? I didn't mean to say it like that, I just mean, I didnt know you knew anyone.
ASHLEY: I met this girl today, Minnie Tyco...
KALE: Minnie Tyco? Yes... Skinny Psycho. Yeah, I had Spanish with her, she's a lot of fun.
ASHLEY: I told her my parents were going out of town, and one thing let to another, and she called somebody, and they called somebody, and now, everybodies coming.
KALE: Yeah, so now you've got the whole jock and bimbo population showing up? That'll be fun. So you're really going through with this?
ASHLEY: Yes.
KALE: Alright, well, that'll be fun, I just didnt think you'd conform so fast.
ASHLEY: Try to keep those in your drawers tonight, will ya?
KALE: Oh, wait wait, what was that? Oh, you think i'm watching you. Well i'm not. Im minding my own business.
KALE: I got you now, Greenwood! You better not be listed. Big practical error, my friend. HUGE!
KALE: What the?! What are you doing? Huh?
[Ashley and Kale fight over the remote]
ASHLEY: Oh my god.
KALE: What?
[ASHLEY GRABS THE REMOTE]
ASHLEY: Back off, or I will throw this where you can't follow.
KALE: Okay, relax. Thats 60 gigs of my life.
ASHLEY: Even better. What are you doing?
KALE: What are you doing?
ASHLEY: I'm trying to enjoy my party.
KALE: Oh really? Okay.
ASHLEY: No, wait, Thats wrong. According to you, i'm trying to conform.
KALE: Well, you coulda fooled me.
ASHLEY: What does that mean?
KALE: I'm just saying. If you're trying to enjoy your party, enjoy your party, dont keep looking up at me trying to get a rise out of me, its unnecessary.
ASHLEY: So you were watching me?
[silence]
ASHLEY: But for how long? Just tonight? A week? Two weeks? Since I moved in? What have you been keeping tabs on Kale? Huh? What else have you seen?
KALE: What else have I seen?
ASHLEY: Yeah, what else?
KALE: I've seen a lot. I mean, not like that. I mean, for instance, I've seen that you're, I dunno, maybe 1 out of 3 people in the world that likes Pizza flavored chips. You're also the only person i've ever seen that spends more time on the roof of her house than in her actual house. And you're reading. Books. You know? Not US weekly, or 17, but you're reading substantial books. You also do this, uh.. you do this thing where, its like an OCD thing, but its not, its um... whenever you're leaving your room, you grab the doorknob, and you turn, you're getting ready to leave, but you dont. You stop, and you back up, and you turn to the mirror and you stare at yourself. But it's not like a 'I'm so hot' kind of stare, you know? Its more like, 'Who am I? Really?' And, you ask yourself that, its so cool. So, you look out the window all the time like I do, except you're looking at the world, trying to figure it out, trying to understand, the world. Figure out why its not in order, like your books. I'm only looking at you.
ASHLEY: That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing, I have ever heard.
KALE: You know the other night? When you talked about my issues?
ASHLEY: You said you didnt have issues.
KALE: Did I?
ASHLEY: Uh huh.
KALE: That was bull****. I've got a millon issues.
ASHLEY: So you killed your teacher?
KALE: (Whispers) I didnt kill my teacher.
ASHLEY: Kale! I lost Turner! I ran into skinny psycho.
RONNIE: I can just open the garage door right now.
KALE: No, no, dont do that.
RONNIE: Why do you sound so agitated?!
RONNIE: Operation: Stupid is officially over.
MR TURNER: SO now you know. You're not the only ones who's watching. So, feel free to pass that along if you'd like.
KALE: Alright, thats it. Im calling the cops.
ASHLEY: Wait, he didnt do anything. All he said was that he liked his privacy.
KALE: But, think about that. Why does he want his privacy? I mean, he's hiding something, we know that.
RONNIE: Yeah, definately.
KALE: And he knows that we know that. He knows that! And regardless of if he had a bad day, a good day, it doesnt matter. He scared the hell out of you, thats a grown man.
ASHLEY: Yeah, Kale, he freaked me out. But he's right. We're the ones spying.
RONNIE: Oh man, she's got that stockholm thing. You know, where the hostage falls for the hostage taker.
ASHLEY: Where do you get this stuff?
RONNIE: I read, alot.
KALE: Okay, look, how is that a nice, or a charming guy?
ASHLEY: I didnt say that.
KALE: No, okay, Ash, what you said is that 'he broke into my car but he did it in a nice way'? Maybe i'm not understanding.
RONNIE: Okay, you know what? Can we just...
ASHLEY: Drop this? This is obviously not a cute little game anymore. This has gone way too far.
KALE: The auto show? The auto show. Right. Big car fan? The auto show.
JULIE: I cant believe this.
KALE: I cant believe that you are actually buying this guys bull****.
JULIE: After what you just pulled...
KALE: Its bull **** mom!
RONNIE: Did you want me to go up to the cops and be like "Oh, you know what? Hey officer, he was right, I was in his house, I went in there to get the phone out of his car that I broke into earlier today.' I didnt want to go to jail. All I could think about was run, hide, hide, so I ran into the closet. And okay, so that was a bad joke.
RONNIE: You know what? I was in the closet for like two weeks, I gotta take a piss.
OFFICER G: Yeah, yeah, I'll take care of it. When I take care of it.
ASHLEY: SO much for being spacially challenged.
KALE: Did I scare you?
ASHLEY: Oh yes. Terrified me. So what happens now?
KALE: Mrs Greenwood, hi. This is the satellite company, we're just calling to check up on our porn program subscribers.
MRS GREENWOOD: What are you talking about?
KALE: Um, skin flicks, ma'am. Thats what the kids are calling them these days. Well we can see that you're currently accessing it, ma'am. As we speak. From reciever 3, second floor of your house.
MRS GREENWOOD: OMG.
KALE: I'm just doing my job.
MRS GREENWOOD: Thank you.
KALE: OKAY. Yes ma'am.
Ashley: You feel better now?
KALE: Yeah, oh yeah, but thats just the first strike.
ASHLEY: Really?
KALE: Yeah, it's an ongoing offensive against neihborhood evil. Very dedicated.
ASHLEY: You're my hero.
[They start making out]
RONNIE: Soon to be the most popular video on YouTube.
-I found out what songs i was looking for.
the first song is called party all the time and its by Sharam or Eddie Murphy.
the second is called "Me So Horny" by 2 live crew and its now my ringtone. Lol.
- I love Shia in this movie. I just love everything about him. His character is funny, and brave and he has a really good personality. Shia makes the character of "KALE" really likable. Shia seems alot different in real life. He seems more serious and quiet then he used to when he acted on Even Stevens.
- And I noticed while typing it out a few thngs from that scene where ashley and kale met. 1) When ashley says "i'm ashley btw" it was like she was mimicking Kale, cuz earlier he said "I'm Kale, btw." I thought it was cute. and 2) When ashley said "i'm ashley" and kale goes "i noticed that too." its funny, because her mom had just yelled at her "ASHLEY!" lol. I guess thats what gave it away.
- Does anyone else LOVE shias voice? Its so unique. I love it And his laugh Gah. Hes so perfect.
- and i LOVE how the entire movie Ashley is totally subtly flirting with Kale. The way she invites herself in, and knows that he watches her. when she uses the "me so horny" ringtone, or decorates his beeper with hearts, or sits close to him, or says that line about running around half naked. LOL.
- Another thing i love about this movie is that its so natural. Like when Kale and Ashley have scenes together, its not awkward, or staged. THere are like pauses that occur in normal conversations, and they say things that normal teenagers would say.
I wrote down all my favorite quotes from the movie. Here they are:
KALE BRECHT: See, you're talking to me and you're messing me up dad.
KALE: If I cant catch a fish I dont know what i'm doing out here.
MR BRECHT: It beats working.
KALE: You're a writer. You work from home.
MR B: Anything you wanna talk about? Anything?... What?
KALE: Nothing.
MR B: What?
KALE: Is this that moment? This is that...
MR B: Nevermind.
KALE: No, no, no. This is that father son..... No, no, no, I got something. I got a girl pregnant... She lives in Reno, I dont know how I'm gonna get there, I'll prob. have to take moms car.
MR B: Yeah, is she cute?
KALE: Course.
MR B: Good. That's all that counts. Smartass.
KALE: JACKASS! NO, not you mom.
MR. GUTIERREZ: What would your father think?
FEMALE COP: It's tamper proof and water proof, so dont try to stick your foot in a bucket of water and hop across, it wont work, and you'll look stupid.
KALE: Man up Allen.
JULIE BRECHT: More trash TV?
KALE: NO, its uh, news.
JULIE: I want you to clean up this room, and clean up the kitchen.
KALE: Yeah, i'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.
KALE: You're being a little over-dramatic, you dont think i'm just gonna plug it back in?
KALE: Bet you think that's real funny huh?
KID: Aww, what are you gonna do? Kill us like you killed your teacher?
KALE: Not before I shove this ****, and my foot back up your asses!
KALE: ****! ****, ****, ****! Turn green! Turn Green! OK, ok... Here we are! I'm back. Turn green! I'm in! Come on! YES! YES! YES! WOO!
MAN: Hey, are you okay?
KALE: NO! It's fine! I'm fine! It just uh, it turned! I'm green.
KALE: Honestly, they put a bag of **** on my stairs, and they lit it on fire.
OFFICER GUTIERREZ: Get down on the ground.
KALE: Theres a bag of **** on my stairs!
RONNIE: Have you showered?
KALE: Of course, whats that?
RONNIE: Nuts.
KALE: Thats all you got me? Some stupid nuts?
KALE: No wait, she says goodbye to the maid Glenda, who they have at the house, who has a titty tat.
RONNIE: Oh, look, you made the tower of twinkies. Is that in the stalkers handbook somewhere?
KALE: No, listen, thats not what I am. I'm not a stalker. These are just simple observations. The natural side effects of chronice boredom.
ASHLEY: Can I help you?
KALE: No, I got it. I'm real close, it's just... the bush has grown a bit. Dont worry about it, I do this all the time.
ASHLEY: Yeah, I can tell.
KALE: Its a little embarrassing that I cant even get my own mail.
ASHLEY: I think any pride you had left, was gone a while ago.
KALE: Oh, you mean when the cops came? That was a screw up on their end. That wasnt me. Wrong guy, wrong house, wrong... wrong. Just wrong. I'm Kale by the way. So how's your move going?
ASHLEY: Still going.
KALE: Yeah? I'd help, i'm just a little spacially challenged at the moment.
ASHLEY: Yeah, you kinda got that whole Martha Stewart thing going on.
KALE: Yeah kinda, 'cept I dont get a 48 hour allowance for office visits. I'm not very good at decorating pastries either. Not one of my strong suits. So uh, whered you say you moved from?
ASHLEY: I'm from the city.
KALE: The city?
ASHLEY: And now, forefully re-located.
KALE: Hmm.
ASHLEY'S MOM: Ashley! Can you come in here please?
ASHLEY: My mom. She's always polite, and always says please, but she has that TONE. Did you notice?
KALE: Yeah, I know the tone.
ASHLEY: I'm Ashley, by the way.
KALE: Yeah, I noticed that too.
KALE: Started without me, huh?
KALE: Why are you stopping? You cant see me, its too dark in here.
JULIE: I'm sorry!
KALE: It's fine, its fine, you're like a ninja.
JULIE: I'm sorry
KALE: It's fine.
JULIE: What are you doing?
KALE: Just staring out the window. Staring at the wind. You know. Being creative.
RONNIE: Okay, there we go. Okay girl, you concentrate now! This is for the gold!
KALE: Oh, god. You're a jackass. You are a genuine jackass.
KALE: She saw me! She was looking up at me when I...
RONNIE: No, no.
KALE: Yeah, she saw me.
RONNIE: No, theres no way she.. Oh! Okay, maybe she did see you. And now shes gone.
[the doorbell rings]
KALE & RONNIE: No!
RONNIE: Don't answer it!
KALE: I have to, she knows i'm here, I've got the thing on my foot.
KALE: Hi.
ASHLEY: What took you so long?
KALE: What? Oh.. We were, we were upstairs playing.
Ashley: Oh, haha.
RONNIE: Video games!
KALE: Video games. This is my friend, Ronnie. Ronald. Say hi Ronald.
RONNIE: Hi Ronald.
KALE: [To Ronnie] You're so stupid. [To Ashley] So, what brings you here? To my house?
ASHLEY: Oh, I got locked out.
KALE: Oh, that... sucks. So, you gotta call someone?
ASHLEY: No, i'd rather stay stranded, if you dont mind. Video games huh? I like to play.
ASHLEY: Is this your room?
KALE: Just so you know, its a little messy, okay?
ASHLEY: A little?
KALE: Yeah.
ASHLEY: Anything interesting out here?
KALE: Huh? Um... I'm sorry, what did you say? I didnt hear you.
ASHLEY: Are you spying on the neighbors, Kale?
RONNIE: Actually, he is. Um... You see, he's got this neighbor, who uh, I guess by definition, would also be your neighbor, who may in fact be a cold blooded killer, from Texas.
KALE: Right, well, he's from Austin.
ASHLEY: Is that so?
RONNIE: Yeah.
KALE: Uh, huh.
RONNIE: Oh, uh, exhibit A, Robert Turner.
ASHLEY: Yeah, I've seen him. So?
KALE: Well, so, uh... the missing girls? from Addison...
RONNIE: On the news.
ASHLEY: You think he had something to do with that?
RONNIE: He drives a car just like the one he was driving
KALE: Which is a 60's arrow mustang.
RONNIE: 60'S arrow mustang.
KALE: And its the same color.
RONNIE: Same color.
KALE: Yeah.
ASHLEY: Gee, that really narrows it down.
RONNIE: Well, you know, the news said that that car was dented.
KALE: Yeah, and his front fender's dented. Right?
RONNIE: It, it, it's cohesive.
KALE: It matches, the whole story.
RONNIE: It fits.
ASHLEY: Okay. I am seeing the mustang.
KALE: Uh, huh.
ASHLEY: But, no bashed in fender.
KALE: What? No, its there. Its there...If I could just...
[Sees that its fixed]
KALE: How did he fix it so fast?
ASHLEY: Maybe because it wasnt there in the first place. However, he is clearly a packrat. He plays volleyball. He collects skulls!
KALE: What? Let me see. Ah, its a longhorn skull. You know what state's famous for longhorns.
RONNIE: Texas.
KALE: And what state's the killer from?
RONNIE: Texas.
KALE: Hmm.
ASHLEY: Fine. Where's the coffee and donuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and donuts.
KALE: You've been gone a while.
ASHLEY: Here.
KALE: How'd you get my phone? Thats a big violation of privacy, you know. This is... I could turn you in for this. What are you doing? You did something.
[phone rings with the "me so horny" ring tone.]
ASHLEy: Everytime he calls you. Thats what you'll hear.
KALE: Okay. Nice choice.
[Ashley looks at his beeper]
ASHLEY: Cute.
KALE: It's a little scary though, right?
ASHLEY: It could use a little color. Do you mind?
KALE: NO, no. Go for it Picaso. So, uh, why'd your parents drag you here anyway?
ASHLEY: I guess my mom wanted to keep my dad on a shorter leash. The city life had its temptations. But, my mom pretty much cries as much as she always did, and my dad doesnt care more than ever.
KALE: But they think the extra bathroom would help? You have a two car garage? 'You know what honey? Infidentaly, forget about it. Look at the storage space!'
ASHLEY: Something like that. So what are your issues Kale?
KALE: What makes you think I have issues?
ASHLEY: Gee, I dunno.
KALE: Look! There he is.
ASHLEY: It's another car. Mmmm, who said Chivalry is dead?
KALE: I didnt.
ASHLEY: Well, theres a club girl for ya.
KALE: How can you tell?
ASHLEY: The bright green bracelet is from "The Police", the red one is from "The Comodo Club" and the yellow is from "Weisners".
KALE: Jeez, you must have a great ID, huh?
ASHLEY: I dont need one. Ah! I love her shoes!
KALE: You've gotta be joking. Is that what you are looking at? Shoes. Of course. He's going in. He's gonna get her all liquored up.
ASHLEY: This feels wrong.
KALE: Oh, oh, he's going for it. Here he goes, here he goes.
ASHLEY: Denied.
KALE: The look on his face.
ASHLEY: Oh, a little music to set the mood. What do you think they're listening to?
KALE: I dunno. You know what? I got an idea. Here, take this.
[trying to find music to match the club girls dancing]
ASHLEY: NO. NO. Stop, stop.
KALE: No. You're kidding me.
ASHLEY: I think we've got a match.
KALE: Oh, god. It does match. Only in Disturbia. Where else are you gonna get this kind of entertainment? Thank god you moved here right?
ASHLEY: Yeah.
KALE: Wait. Did you see that? Are you zooming in on that?
[Mr. Turner cuts the tag and Ashley and Kale start laughing]
KALE: You see that? It's a price tag.
ASHLEY: She wont be returning that dress.
[Mr. Turner and Club girl kiss]
ASHLEY: Oh, there you go. Now you should bust your move.
RONNIE: Oh, whose the red head? She's cute.
KALE: Something to do?
RONNIE: What?
KALE: Dont you have something to do?
RONNIE: Huh?
KALE: Your...
RONNIE: Oh, uh... yeah. Oh, my dad likes this song. By the way.
[Ashley's phone rings]
ASHLEY: Hi mom.
KALE: Here we go.
[filming her]
ASHLEY: No, i'm fine. I'm at Barnes and Noble.... No it's okay, i'll walk. [to Kale] Trips over. I gotta go. Walk me?
KALE: Sure. You could give this to your mom.
ASHLEY: Thank you for an interesting night. And day. I guess this is as far as it goes.
KALE: I guess so. So i'm sure ill see you tomorrow?
[Kale leans in to kiss Ashley, but she pulls away]
ASHLEY: I'll get back to you.
KALE: Hello boys. Family fun night. Oh, I see whats going on. Oh, you guys are screwed now. 'We're just watching cartoons.' 'Oh, okay sweeties. I understand. You guys are growing boys.' Come on mom! Ugh, bastards. Wow, they are horny as ****.
MR TURNER: SO what'd ya do?
KALE: I popped my spanish teacher.
MR TURNER: So, when you say that you 'popped' your teacher...
KALE: Yeah, I punched him in the face.
MR. TURNER: I thought we could do dinner and a movie sometime.
KALE: Thats not gonna happen.
JULIE: I'd like that.
KALE: For me. For me, its not gonna happen, but im sure my mother would love to go, huh mom? You'd love that, wouldnt you?
ASHLEY: Ooh, creepy.
KALE: Yeah, the guys a freak show, right?
ASHLEY: Did he genually mean 'it was nice meeting you' or was he sending you some sinister message?
KALE: Are you playing with me?
ASHLEY: A little. Did you even notice my hair?
KALE: Yeah, no, its nice. Its real nice, okay theres the mustang, then theres the longhorn skull in his garage, then theres the club girl, who looked freaked out! Okay, she was freaked out, she was running around half naked in his living room. Then he challenges me, he stares at me, he shows up in my kitchen, hits on my mother, I mean..
ASHLEY: Can you blame him? Your mom's hot.
KALE: My mom's hot? Can you be serious?
ASHLEY: Did you ever consider whatever look that girl had might have been something else? Maybe she liked being chased around half naked.
KALE: Thats it? That's what you're leaving me with?
ASHLEY: I'm going to a party.
KALE: Who's?
ASHLEY: Mine.
KALE: Yours? You're having a party? I didn't mean to say it like that, I just mean, I didnt know you knew anyone.
ASHLEY: I met this girl today, Minnie Tyco...
KALE: Minnie Tyco? Yes... Skinny Psycho. Yeah, I had Spanish with her, she's a lot of fun.
ASHLEY: I told her my parents were going out of town, and one thing let to another, and she called somebody, and they called somebody, and now, everybodies coming.
KALE: Yeah, so now you've got the whole jock and bimbo population showing up? That'll be fun. So you're really going through with this?
ASHLEY: Yes.
KALE: Alright, well, that'll be fun, I just didnt think you'd conform so fast.
ASHLEY: Try to keep those in your drawers tonight, will ya?
KALE: Oh, wait wait, what was that? Oh, you think i'm watching you. Well i'm not. Im minding my own business.
KALE: I got you now, Greenwood! You better not be listed. Big practical error, my friend. HUGE!
KALE: What the?! What are you doing? Huh?
[Ashley and Kale fight over the remote]
ASHLEY: Oh my god.
KALE: What?
[ASHLEY GRABS THE REMOTE]
ASHLEY: Back off, or I will throw this where you can't follow.
KALE: Okay, relax. Thats 60 gigs of my life.
ASHLEY: Even better. What are you doing?
KALE: What are you doing?
ASHLEY: I'm trying to enjoy my party.
KALE: Oh really? Okay.
ASHLEY: No, wait, Thats wrong. According to you, i'm trying to conform.
KALE: Well, you coulda fooled me.
ASHLEY: What does that mean?
KALE: I'm just saying. If you're trying to enjoy your party, enjoy your party, dont keep looking up at me trying to get a rise out of me, its unnecessary.
ASHLEY: So you were watching me?
[silence]
ASHLEY: But for how long? Just tonight? A week? Two weeks? Since I moved in? What have you been keeping tabs on Kale? Huh? What else have you seen?
KALE: What else have I seen?
ASHLEY: Yeah, what else?
KALE: I've seen a lot. I mean, not like that. I mean, for instance, I've seen that you're, I dunno, maybe 1 out of 3 people in the world that likes Pizza flavored chips. You're also the only person i've ever seen that spends more time on the roof of her house than in her actual house. And you're reading. Books. You know? Not US weekly, or 17, but you're reading substantial books. You also do this, uh.. you do this thing where, its like an OCD thing, but its not, its um... whenever you're leaving your room, you grab the doorknob, and you turn, you're getting ready to leave, but you dont. You stop, and you back up, and you turn to the mirror and you stare at yourself. But it's not like a 'I'm so hot' kind of stare, you know? Its more like, 'Who am I? Really?' And, you ask yourself that, its so cool. So, you look out the window all the time like I do, except you're looking at the world, trying to figure it out, trying to understand, the world. Figure out why its not in order, like your books. I'm only looking at you.
ASHLEY: That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing, I have ever heard.
KALE: You know the other night? When you talked about my issues?
ASHLEY: You said you didnt have issues.
KALE: Did I?
ASHLEY: Uh huh.
KALE: That was bull****. I've got a millon issues.
ASHLEY: So you killed your teacher?
KALE: (Whispers) I didnt kill my teacher.
ASHLEY: Kale! I lost Turner! I ran into skinny psycho.
RONNIE: I can just open the garage door right now.
KALE: No, no, dont do that.
RONNIE: Why do you sound so agitated?!
RONNIE: Operation: Stupid is officially over.
MR TURNER: SO now you know. You're not the only ones who's watching. So, feel free to pass that along if you'd like.
KALE: Alright, thats it. Im calling the cops.
ASHLEY: Wait, he didnt do anything. All he said was that he liked his privacy.
KALE: But, think about that. Why does he want his privacy? I mean, he's hiding something, we know that.
RONNIE: Yeah, definately.
KALE: And he knows that we know that. He knows that! And regardless of if he had a bad day, a good day, it doesnt matter. He scared the hell out of you, thats a grown man.
ASHLEY: Yeah, Kale, he freaked me out. But he's right. We're the ones spying.
RONNIE: Oh man, she's got that stockholm thing. You know, where the hostage falls for the hostage taker.
ASHLEY: Where do you get this stuff?
RONNIE: I read, alot.
KALE: Okay, look, how is that a nice, or a charming guy?
ASHLEY: I didnt say that.
KALE: No, okay, Ash, what you said is that 'he broke into my car but he did it in a nice way'? Maybe i'm not understanding.
RONNIE: Okay, you know what? Can we just...
ASHLEY: Drop this? This is obviously not a cute little game anymore. This has gone way too far.
KALE: The auto show? The auto show. Right. Big car fan? The auto show.
JULIE: I cant believe this.
KALE: I cant believe that you are actually buying this guys bull****.
JULIE: After what you just pulled...
KALE: Its bull **** mom!
RONNIE: Did you want me to go up to the cops and be like "Oh, you know what? Hey officer, he was right, I was in his house, I went in there to get the phone out of his car that I broke into earlier today.' I didnt want to go to jail. All I could think about was run, hide, hide, so I ran into the closet. And okay, so that was a bad joke.
RONNIE: You know what? I was in the closet for like two weeks, I gotta take a piss.
OFFICER G: Yeah, yeah, I'll take care of it. When I take care of it.
ASHLEY: SO much for being spacially challenged.
KALE: Did I scare you?
ASHLEY: Oh yes. Terrified me. So what happens now?
KALE: Mrs Greenwood, hi. This is the satellite company, we're just calling to check up on our porn program subscribers.
MRS GREENWOOD: What are you talking about?
KALE: Um, skin flicks, ma'am. Thats what the kids are calling them these days. Well we can see that you're currently accessing it, ma'am. As we speak. From reciever 3, second floor of your house.
MRS GREENWOOD: OMG.
KALE: I'm just doing my job.
MRS GREENWOOD: Thank you.
KALE: OKAY. Yes ma'am.
Ashley: You feel better now?
KALE: Yeah, oh yeah, but thats just the first strike.
ASHLEY: Really?
KALE: Yeah, it's an ongoing offensive against neihborhood evil. Very dedicated.
ASHLEY: You're my hero.
[They start making out]
RONNIE: Soon to be the most popular video on YouTube.
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V-Nessa
Guest
It comes out in August? How do you know..?
Either way, :yay: i can`t wait to buy it.
Either way, :yay: i can`t wait to buy it.
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Bella Grint
Guest
4th time? WOW :lol:
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MarstersAngel
Guest
I saw this movie last weekend and loved it. Shia was amazing and I thought Sarah Roemer who plays Ashley was really good too. I loved her and Kale together.
I agree about the makeout scenes. They were definitely hot. :drool:
I agree about the makeout scenes. They were definitely hot. :drool:
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Khleoswife
Guest
:thud: Love the one with his hand over his heart and the last one for obvious reasons. :eyebrows:
Good news: Disturbua is still #1 with a weekend gross of $13,010,778 :yay:
Good news: Disturbua is still #1 with a weekend gross of $13,010,778 :yay:
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hottlegs6
Guest
that kissing scene...gah! so hot. i freaking love this movie, and this boy! :thud:
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Mrs. Petrelli
Guest
Awsome art
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V-Nessa
Guest
I`ll buy Disturbia @ my work. I have them hold copies of movies/CDs I want 
Yeah, VOTE SHIA! :woot:
Yeah, VOTE SHIA! :woot:
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sweet_zelda
Guest
I want bloopers, too. And a commentary lol
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hottlegs6
Guest
definitely buying it! i cant wait to see all the extra stuff!