Discussing Evolution with a creationis is like... - What is your favorite?

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The Canadian Atheist

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Thanks for that, I knew it was someone's quote but couldn't remember who's!
Mine is;
'Discussing Evolution with a creationist is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, crap on the board and then fly back to their friends claiming they won the game.'

Let's hear some others!
Sorry, that's "creationist" up there. Not sure what happened to that last 'T'...
 
The one you mentioned is an old favourite.

Discussing evolution with a creationist is like playing mozart to a load of 5 year olds. They will just pick their noses and giggle.
 
The one you mentioned is an old favourite.

Discussing evolution with a creationist is like playing mozart to a load of 5 year olds. They will just pick their noses and giggle.
 
I like the first one you posted:

"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." - Scott D. Weitzenhoffer

But I also like this one:
Steve Jones, the award-winning geneticist and author, argued that suggesting that creationism and evolution be given equal weight in education was “rather like starting genetics lectures by discussing the theory that babies are brought by storks”.

This quote from there's something about mary comes to mind when I think of Creationists " I work with retards, there's just something about those goofy Bast@rds." Matt Dillion
 
Like arguing with those idiot systems on telephones: "Press one if you want to do this; press two if you want to do the other..."

All automaton; no intelligence...
 
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