Diggin for gold.

Im just assuming this because because the last week Ive felt like shit. Scratch that....BEYOND SHIT.

Friday night I started having horrible pains in my lower back that worsened with contractions that never got into a pattern. The contractions were so strong that my whole abdomen started hurting. But they never had a pattern....so I didnt go in. I spent that night in agony and never slept. Saturday the reason for those pains showed up in the form of massive diarhea. Gross huh! So I spent the day shitting, still in pain.

Last night I started peeing a lovely shade of brick red. Seeing as how I had had about 5 bottles of water and a glass of grape juice, I figured that probably meant another kidney infection. So I go to the er where the damn nurse didnt really take my bp right. I had no idea, but it showed up as being obscenely high.

Pregnant woman with dark urine and high bp....pre eclampsia! But they didnt tell me anything. They did a half dozen vaginal exams to make sure I wasntleaking fluid, even though I told them IM NOT IN FUCKING LABOR. And then they wanted to make sure that the high levels of blood and protein weren't coming from outside my peehole(cause I love rubbing steak on my junk!) so I got cathed. By a woman who kept DIGGING because she couldnt understand why there was not much pee in there, though I told her that I had just peed. She scratched the shit out of my urethra, so now Im pissing MORE blood. Finally they gave up and sent me to l&d where they hooked me up to a moniter for like 3 hours, randomly taking my bp which was at a sweet 100 over 60 the whole time. No contractions (duh) no high bp, no swelling.....it isnt pre eclampsia. (no shit)

Verdict? Kidney infection and dehydration.

Gave me what was needed through an IV and sent me home 7 hours after I got there.

and now my peehole is itchy on the inside from that stupid twit digging around.

and in case no one got this from the story I AM SO READY TO NOT BE PREGNANT NOW.
 
Ouch, Lyn. It sounds like they just wanted to cover all bases, even if it meant damaging your urethra in the process. Hopefully your little zombie rips its way out soon.
 
I think the womb ninja is trying to systematically shut down my organs so he can eat my body for sustenence.

Little butthead hasnt caught on to the fact that my body can feed him through boobies.
 
Anything involving peehole manipulation makes me seriously sick. I woulda punched her. When they told me they were cathing me during labor I told them they weren't bringing it near me until I had my epidural. They didn't.
 
it was horrible because I felt every freaking place it touched. Then shed yank it down and jam it back in and zomg it hurt. I got cathed in labor with gage but I dont remember it hurting that bad.
 
Was she new? It's like new nurses who haven't inserted IVs or taken blood often and they roll your veins or just can't get the needle in. Extremely irritating and not fun at all. The girl who was trying to insert the IV in my hand before they induced me did NOT know what she was doing. She poked 7 different holes in my right hand before a different nurse came in and tried once in my left hand and was fine. That was worse than the labor itself. :lol:
 
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