Pickle_Bound
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Dong Hard: John Does Soft Porn
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Die Hard 5. Possible titles.
- Thread starter Heath R
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Die Hard ...The Zimmer Frame Years
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Having already saved the Usa from annilation and another nucular war and bagged another 100 bad guys he takes on aliens invading the planet but once they hear John Mclane is now chief of
police they put their spaceships into emergency reverse and run for the safety of their planet!
Holly and John have now remarried and divorced for the tenth time!
Carl Grubers seventh distant cousins nepthew is bent on revenge after John has wiped out most of his immediate family!
The mafia has now moved out of new york as they are running out of family to fight him!
John now celebrates christmas on new years day as the bad guys always seem to turn up on christmas eve !
The factory supplying Johns white shirts is working 24 hours a day to keep up with the demand !
The local ammunition factory went into administration when John Mclane took a couple of weeks off work!
Possible story lines ! and film notes!
Having already saved the Usa from annilation and another nucular war and bagged another 100 bad guys he takes on aliens invading the planet but once they hear John Mclane is now chief of
police they put their spaceships into emergency reverse and run for the safety of their planet!
Holly and John have now remarried and divorced for the tenth time!
Carl Grubers seventh distant cousins nepthew is bent on revenge after John has wiped out most of his immediate family!
The mafia has now moved out of new york as they are running out of family to fight him!
John now celebrates christmas on new years day as the bad guys always seem to turn up on christmas eve !
The factory supplying Johns white shirts is working 24 hours a day to keep up with the demand !
The local ammunition factory went into administration when John Mclane took a couple of weeks off work!
lizzytrojan
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Die Hard Begins
Shia LaBeouf stars as John McClane a rookie cop straight out of the acadamy who has a really bad first day when some dodgy english bloke tries to blow something up
Shia LaBeouf stars as John McClane a rookie cop straight out of the acadamy who has a really bad first day when some dodgy english bloke tries to blow something up
Kitty Kattt
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Pie Hard
i see sounds
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Die kinderharden.
A german kid's first day is ruined when little Johny spenRAB the day beating him up and throws him out of a window. John then gets a detention for saying mother f***er.
A german kid's first day is ruined when little Johny spenRAB the day beating him up and throws him out of a window. John then gets a detention for saying mother f***er.
♥Ebonique♥
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Die Spermicide
The story of John Mcclane inside the Womb of his mother fighting against the sperm of his father that could create an evil twin.
They've managed to save money on CGI since Brucie boy is already bald.
The story of John Mcclane inside the Womb of his mother fighting against the sperm of his father that could create an evil twin.
They've managed to save money on CGI since Brucie boy is already bald.
blackdawn187
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Die Hard 5: I thought you would have died hard enough by now for ****s sake!
^ Doesn't exactly make any sense or roll of the tongue with ease, but hey it's an idea.
^ Doesn't exactly make any sense or roll of the tongue with ease, but hey it's an idea.
seyton manning
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Diet Hard.
sakuragirl29592
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Die Hard 5: 5 Times Harder (wheeze...)