Parachute Instructions for Blondes
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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Blonde and Night Watchman
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."
She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it for yourself."
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Blonde Lady Paints the Road
The county advertised for a new employee to paint the white lines down the middle of the roads.
A blonde lady was the only applicant and she got the job.
On the first day, she painted an impressive 50 miles of road, and her boss was very proud.
On her second day, she painted 25 miles of road, and her boss thought that was just fine.
On her third day she painted only 15 miles of road, and her boss was starting to get concerned.
On her fourth day she painted a mere 7 miles of road. Her boss asked her why she kept painting less and less road.
"Well," she answered, "each day the paint bucket is further and further away!".
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On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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Blonde and Night Watchman
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."
She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it for yourself."
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Blonde Lady Paints the Road
The county advertised for a new employee to paint the white lines down the middle of the roads.
A blonde lady was the only applicant and she got the job.
On the first day, she painted an impressive 50 miles of road, and her boss was very proud.
On her second day, she painted 25 miles of road, and her boss thought that was just fine.
On her third day she painted only 15 miles of road, and her boss was starting to get concerned.
On her fourth day she painted a mere 7 miles of road. Her boss asked her why she kept painting less and less road.
"Well," she answered, "each day the paint bucket is further and further away!".
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