did the devil really drive a Ford Capri?

Darren

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now, granted he was the devil, it was a 2.8 injection Ford Capri in black with red trim, i have been investigating this for some time and i am yet to come o a conclusion wether he did or not, any findings would be appreciated
 
I heard the Myth it was a Ford Festiva, Rusty red, cracked windshield, cracked exhaust, crushed velvet upholstery. He called it the Roller Skate. You might be right on the Capri though, a 71 I could see him drive.
 
You're wrong! I actually saw Satan driving a green colored VW Beetle with a satanic skull on the front hood. This was back in the late 70's in CA near my high school. Dude had the horns on his head, the teeth done, and wore the cape too!
 
originally he drove a mercedes but realised as high class as he fealt doing so he still was Satan and his horns tore the headliner.
He switched to convertable Cadillac in a deep purple red color now his horns were no problem but the problem now was , as much power as he weilded, he didnt have an income and the gas companys were tougher to negotiate with than he was. so he couldnt afford to drive it.
He tried a Harley as well but he just blended in with the other bikers.
he drove a Dodge for a few years and encouraged the boys at mopar to name it after him the Dodge duster deamon was born. but he didnt understand that a modified "dad's" car wasnt that special and he just looked like a wanna be satan in it.
now he just needed time to think so he went to a used car lot and a shift salesman named Jesus de los christo sold him the mercury Capri on payments he couldnt refuse. a revolving charge that never can end.
 
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