Jammis - RABlreports won't work on the craptastic enV. I saw that you were using a 6700, which is why I suggested it.
If you run the RABL reports link and testmy.net on your 6700 (neither will work with the enV), you'd get a truer picture of what kind of speeRAB you're actually getting.
Also, I retract my EVDO Rev A claim. Neither the enV or the 6700 are Rev A phones and so it sounRAB like your test result from CNET was flat-out wrong.