Demetri Martin joke where he uses over exaggeration?

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HI I am writing a paper comparing comedians (daniel tosh and demetri martin) and I am trying to find a funny quote which I could use from Demetri Martin where he over exaggerates if you know a good one or can find one please post it, thanks.
 
I'm not sure if it's what you're looking for, but he says:
"Drunk drivers are bad. But drunk backseat drivers are just as bad... if they're very persuasive."
*In slightly slurred words* "Take a left here."
*normal voice* "But those are trees."
*Whispers* "Trust me"

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“When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.”
 
here's a couple:
"I find that at most theme parks the theme is, 'wait in line, fatty.'"

"You can sit to rest, and you can sit to go. You can sit in an airplane and go 500 mph, or you could get up and run to the front and go 505 mph. But then you'll probably get tackled and go back down to 500 mph and have to wait in some weird room."

"A dream catcher works. If your dream is to be gay."

"If you want to make a mythical animal, just take a normal animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasis; a lion becomes a gryffith; and a hawk becomes a... a double hawk."
 
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