Death to Emos?!?

i'm totally lifting this off a local site.... the top 10 reasons not to get it on with emo chicks.

1. They only pretend to enjoy a little pain....but you can clearly see it upsets them.
2. Nothing spoils a good screw more than "I want to kill myself" right when you are trying to finish. Well that, and "My father never loved me."
3. Waiting for them to come to bed can take hours while they are in the washroom taking pictures of themselves for myspace and facebook.
4. Listening to her crappy music makes me sad as well during sex...creating a sad cry baby atmosphere nobody can enjoy!!
5. The rope hanging from the ceiling above the bed isnt for what I was hoping it was for.
6. I dont know about you, But I enjoy making eye contact during sex. Staring into one eye creeps me out. Damn stupid emo hairdos!!
7. They have tiny tits!! It's true...they have chests like 12 year old boys. What the **** is up with that?
8. While having sex the dirty talk can include "**** me to death." The sad part is they really mean it.
9. They always trick me into thinking they are bisexual, thus giving me false hope that I can one day have a threesome with her. But she only kisses girls on dancefloors...****!!
10. She wont stop ****ing crying....before, during, and after sex! It's like a nonstop sob-a-thon.
 
:rofl:

Oh come on this is so weird. This is nothing but a social out cry to be yourself and take your own style. Emo is a way of thought not the way of dress. I personally think that everyone can be in that group if they just get upset a lot and rebel. This is a normal for children to go through this faze of life. I am still in my gothic faze but I think it is permented. OTher than that it was funny.
 
@Enemyat_thesix: You are my hero... That totally just cheered my day up. :rofl:

Edit* Really those aren't even emos. Those are just a bunch of scene clones... "Oh, I'm such a rebel by being like everone else!"

So freakin annoying...:banghead:
 
i'm not saying this place isn't cool. but myspace is a different beast. sorry, this place doesn't allow me to keep in touch with old high school frienRAB who i would otherwise never see again. plus myspace is a lifesaver when it comes to checking out banRAB recommended here.
 
well.........I think the geffre gheeeyyy followers are zorabie prostitutes but the indie rock scene girls are oh so nice and very pretty =D
 
I only go on there in an attempt to be cool and fit in with people I will never talk to in real life.

I tried using facebook then deleted it and sent them a nasty but justifiable email message at the same time. Im sure they never read it.. but it felt good.
 
Trying to make a point about that. If you look and act alike are you really different from everyone else. People are not just one thing. They are not meant to fit into groups and blend in. This is another case of conformity in the wrong form. I agree with you we who stand outside the box can see the problems from a different place. This is what happens in the teenage years and some how I manage to avoid being call much of anything except and outcast.
 
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