I Live In Paradise
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Deano walks into the Man Utd changing room for their next game, looks at his players and says, "I'm not supposed to play some of you since our chairman said you were stupid against Aston Villa.
"So what I have to do is ask you a question, and if you get it right, you can play."
They all agree and ask Deano to start with their star players first.
First up: Dr Bad. Deano looks into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus three?" Dr Bad, cool as ice - thinks for a moment and then he answers, "That’s how long since Arsenal won a trophy?"
"Five!" Deano shouts loudly, excited that his top player got it right.
2nd up: ILIP. "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus three?" ILIP cool as ice - thinks for a moment and then he answers, "Can you give me a hint?"
"Five!" Deano shouts loudly, typical Aussie dumb ar*e.
In response Dr Bad, Patrick, Sir Ryan, Lycan and the others plead, "Come on boss, give him another chance!"
"So what I have to do is ask you a question, and if you get it right, you can play."
They all agree and ask Deano to start with their star players first.
First up: Dr Bad. Deano looks into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus three?" Dr Bad, cool as ice - thinks for a moment and then he answers, "That’s how long since Arsenal won a trophy?"
"Five!" Deano shouts loudly, excited that his top player got it right.
2nd up: ILIP. "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus three?" ILIP cool as ice - thinks for a moment and then he answers, "Can you give me a hint?"
"Five!" Deano shouts loudly, typical Aussie dumb ar*e.
In response Dr Bad, Patrick, Sir Ryan, Lycan and the others plead, "Come on boss, give him another chance!"