Your post just made me laugh out loud!! I had the original film on video as a kid and it scared the bejeezes out of me - the atmosphere, the sense of doom, the gore etc etc. The script and the acting were crap but all in all it terrified me. As a fan of zombie films, I have to admit that there hasn't been one that has really unnerved me for a long time. Even the new Dawn of the dead, while a very good film in its own right it still didn't have that hopeless doom factor that the old zombie films managed to encompass (is that the right word??).
Even Shaun of the Dead, which was a comedy still got fairly close to the mark at the end which is more than can be said for other attempts. Can't wait for World War Z, PLEASE PLEASE get it right!!!!