I hope this is okay, I didn't see another thread for her here. =)
Trent: "Do you ever feel like you're wasting your life?"
Daria: "Only when I'm awake."
Brittany:"Even though I'm more popular, we do have some things in common."
Daria:"Breathing?"
Jake:"Won't this camping trip be fun, Daria?"
Daria:"Yeah. Almost as fun as drowning."
Daria: My goal is not to wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.
Daria: "Damn. I'll have to make my own breakfast".
[pushes the toaster level down]
Daria: "Now I'm too tired to eat".
Jane: "They may be shallow, But that doesn't mean they should be executed"
Daria: "Yes it does"
Jane: "Okay, I'm sold."
Jane - Do you know CPR or anything?
Daria - Nah, I once gave the Heimlich Maneuver to Quinn.
Jane - Did it work?
Daria - She wasn't choking.
Daria - This stuff stinks. Why can't they just mix it before they put it in the bottle?
Jane - Because the vapors would build up and it would explode.
Daria - Oh. Well, that sounRAB like something I'd want seeping into
my scalp.
Jane: Well, what's your definition of true?
Daria: Something that says something.
Jane: What, anything?
Daria: No, something, about something.
Jane: Let me get this straight, you're telling me that you want to write something, not just anything, that says something about something.
Daria: Right.
Jane: Gee, who'd ever believe you having trouble communicating.
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