Damned Mosquitoes!!!

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Rabid Fishie

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Who in the hell do these little insects think they are? Flying around and stealing our blood like they're fucking badasses or something, and they have the audacity to leave you with little itchy bumps all over your damn skin too. I say it's time we do away with these fuckers once and for all. We need to develop a genetic virus to target the little bastards and kill every last one of them! :sword:
 
mosquito story:

there was a mosquito buzzing around me once... it bit me 4 times before i even realized it was there. so, i got up and started swatting at it... i hit it about 8 times and it didn't die. so finally i got it cornered... it was looking at me with evil intent in its eye. i hit it, but it bit me one last time before i managed to kill it.

it was satan, i tell you... fuck mosquitos
 
that reminds me...
wasn't there some movie about giant mosquitoes attacking a town or some shit? that should happen here... *pulls out knife* BRING IT ON BITCHES!
 
i went camping........about a month ago..................i came home with 35 mosquitos...........two of which were on my balls...................those didn't itch but they hurt like hell
 
The only thing I like about these bastard bugs is when you make them explode by a few different ways: 1. Be very cautious and slow while doing this due to the speed of the mosquito, but if you hold their head down while they are sucking your blood, they WILL explode. Little known fact is that they cant stop sucking once they start, they have to physically pull out.. 2. Uses the same ingenious idea but is a little harder to do. When they are biting you, squeeze the skin around where their 'beak' is so it tightens the skin around it. Again, they cant pull out.
Its cool because they get all big and full of blood before they explode.. :tongue:
 
Mosquitos are cool. I like to let them suck on me, as I watch their abdomen swell with blood. THen I squish them, and the blood squirts everywhere!

P.S. Damn it's been a long time.
 
I hate those bastards. I have had mosquito bites everywhere and I mean everywhere. They itch like crazy. Most of them I either scratch till it bleeds or take a knife, pin, w/e and start cutting it/ poking it. I hate them. I want to destory all of them btw i am gonna try that mosquito explosion trick :D
 
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