damn truckers??

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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink
for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,
grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time, "
the truck driver says. "I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life, " says the
little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was
late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me."

"When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen
and I don't have any insurance."

"I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered
my wallet was still in the cab."

"At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener and
my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

is that worth a star?? yeah course it is,go on give us a star. please..
 
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