Damn Roommate...
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lizzytrojan
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just do what he says he asks for gay shit be like ok get over here and rip it out. lol
sarahstarr12
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My roommate was on the phone with his "daddy" the other day. He told his dad that the reason why he's failing two classes was because of me. Fuckin bitch. Well, I pulled out my scores on my midterms and rubbed it in his face, asking him what a 93% means and stuff. His face got really red, I thought he was going to have a bitch fit. Fuckin asshole, HAHA!
~New Divide~
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tell his dad that his son like penis i think that should solve all your problems.
other than tha, videotaping him and sending it to his father,school authorities sounds like a good idea.:thumbsup:
other than tha, videotaping him and sending it to his father,school authorities sounds like a good idea.:thumbsup:
hotbody1769
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Ahh the days of asshole roommates. One of the many reasons I enjoy being alone now.
My exroommate was alot like yours. He'd fuck with my computer, act gay and all that shit. He had a couple friends that I call the brute squad so to say. Asshole jock fucks. Well one day his bullshit went way too far. So I made a plan.
Just because I was straight didn't mean I didn't have friends of gay or bi tendency. I decided to invite them and all their friends over one day when this fuck and his friends would be there. I asked them to throw a coming out of the closet party for these four douches. You never saw anything so gay! That fuckhead and his friends were all outnumbered and too scared to even flinch. Gifts upon gifts of gay porn and butt plugs and all sorts a shit for them. It was their special day after all. The place was trashed. But the best gift of all was mine. I had a couple friends move shit out through my bedroom window the whole time.
I left, the fucker lost the deposit on the house and was evicted under court order. His friends were afraid to be around me because of "all those gay guys he knows. He might be gay!" type shit. All and all I give that 5 stars.
Point is figure out what annoys you the most and find a way to expand on that in a ridiculous way. Like the saying should go. Drop an a-bomb to kill a mosquito.
My exroommate was alot like yours. He'd fuck with my computer, act gay and all that shit. He had a couple friends that I call the brute squad so to say. Asshole jock fucks. Well one day his bullshit went way too far. So I made a plan.
Just because I was straight didn't mean I didn't have friends of gay or bi tendency. I decided to invite them and all their friends over one day when this fuck and his friends would be there. I asked them to throw a coming out of the closet party for these four douches. You never saw anything so gay! That fuckhead and his friends were all outnumbered and too scared to even flinch. Gifts upon gifts of gay porn and butt plugs and all sorts a shit for them. It was their special day after all. The place was trashed. But the best gift of all was mine. I had a couple friends move shit out through my bedroom window the whole time.
I left, the fucker lost the deposit on the house and was evicted under court order. His friends were afraid to be around me because of "all those gay guys he knows. He might be gay!" type shit. All and all I give that 5 stars.
Point is figure out what annoys you the most and find a way to expand on that in a ridiculous way. Like the saying should go. Drop an a-bomb to kill a mosquito.
LarrySmile
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just take a leak on his toothbrush and never reveal it to him. that'll make you feel alot better trust me 