Damn Indian Fortunetellers!!

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Maytoi

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Lately my store is plagued by Indian wandering fortunetellers. They're basically beggars, but ten times as annoying.
At an average of two times a week they come in and try to grab your arm to read your palm. Then beg for money "give from good heart for good karma!"
When I chase them away saying "I kicked your other fortunetelling buddies out, so why the fuck should I not do the same to you?!" they just go "but, I am much more skillfull!" as if I was implying that I might be the least bit interested in their crap. I already have my mother at home trying to read my horoscope as soon as I step through the door!

If you had any skill whatsoever you'd have a fucking job!

Gawds, I really should hang a sign on the door saying "Will shoot psychics and burn what's left."
 
Here is what you do: 1. Go buy a shotgun. 2. Post on the door "Employees have been trained to use deadly force against wondering fortunetellers." 3. Next time one comes in, kill them. :sword:

Or you could just break their wrists.. ^^^ :cool:
 
well, im not old enough to get a job yet but im gonna say that that sux ass and i would put some sentry guns in front of your store lol. Then when they come it will say "state your profession" and if they say indian fortune teller it will blow them away. :D
 
Do you people have no feeling for these poor souls? Clearly those people are lost and trying to con Americans into splurging on nothing important. Next time one enters the store, give them a hug... :hshake:
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING?!!
I GLADLY GRANT YOU THE GOD-GIVEN GRACIOUS RIGHT TO PROCEED TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY DAMN GYPSY AND FORTUNE TELLER YOU FUCKING SEE!! :sfork: :madder: :cbone: :ugly:
 
i say that u should just get a knife and stab them in the fucking face....then tell them to leave and to have a nice day.... :sword: :sword: :D..........ohhh dont forget to smile while u do all of that
 
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