Damn baby...?

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An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the 5 yr. old said. "He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!!"
 
I like your 'doctor joke'. Have you seen this one which I have posted before? I think it's all right to repeat an answer if it reaches a wider audience.

A man woke up one morning and when he looked in his bathroom mirror he noticed a small green growth coming out of his left ear.

Concerned, he went to see his doctor. The doctor examined the patient's ear and said, "That's unusual. It looks like a small lettuce leaf."

The man asked, "Is it serious?"

The doctor replied, "I am afraid that it's just the tip of the iceberg."
 
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