Cyber Sex

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh Shit

:D lol!
 
Or one of them vintage tins of peach slices from rationing days that occasionally turn up on Ebay after being found at the back of a kitchen cupboard by someone clearing out an old dead person's house.
 
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