[Curb Stomp]

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jdgothtech

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Ok so this kid, Tyler, who is currently one grade below me, has gotten an absolutely fantastic idea. Ever since my girlfriend broke up with him(yes, there are a lot of posts/threads about this weird relationship, kindly stfu) he's been harassing her every god damn day.

It's always when I'm not nearby that he and his friends say something degrading like, "There goes that bitch again, watch out, she'll stab you in the back."

Completely asinine. She broke up with him a month ago because he was being a complete dick and they were fighting nonstop. He doesn't get it. Shit happens, relationships end. So now he insults her every day and his friends are all in it. I've been there and heard some of the comments they've made, seriously, I'm about to break my streak of pacifism.

The worst part is, she doesn't want me to do anything about it because apparently I'd be involved. I'M ALREADY INVOLVED. I want to curb stomp this kid and all of his friends. I'm only 5' 10'' and 115 lbs but I could easily take this kid. He's the biggest coward I've ever seen, and only makes these ridiculous, loud-mouthed comments when I'm not around.

So I can't do anything about it. No matter how much I would like to go sucker-punch him inbetween classes, I can't because I know that my gf will probably kill me. It's really really hard to not just kick a hole through my wall right now.

What should I do? I've been here for her support for the past few weeks, and they just won't let up off of this shit-heap. Now her parents are writing the kids' parents a letter saying that they will sue them for harassment if they don't get Tyler and his friends to shut their pie-holes. I never thought this crap could get this out of hand. I mean they're just the most immature pigs I've ever met. I hope they fucking choke. :mfinger:
 
tell your gf that if it deosnt stop then you will do sumtin about it because you are involved, shes YOUR gf, i think you have the rite to do what ever it is you are gona do...just no curb stomp...after american history x, just the word makes me wana puke...but yeah i would hope my bf wouldent put up with that crap
 
I would do something, but curbstomping is a bad idea. He is trying to do wreck her life, and if you get suspended for kicking his ass, it won't help because now she has to deal with that shit all alone.


I would however, get more people involved. He has his friends on it, so get your in on it. But don't make it a vilonce thing, don't spread lies, just use the truth, he is a dick and doesn't need to be dating right now.

This realy sounds like a "you wanna fuck with my girl, I will fuck with you back" kinda thing, but turn it around. I doute he won't try to ask any more girls out for the rest of the year, spread the truth. You arn't doing anything wrong, and you are protecting more people than your GF.
 
I know I'm not doing anything wrong and no I'm not going to curb stomp him...just yet. I mean first of all, all of my friends hate him right now. Second of all, every black person(no offense meant) hates him because one of his friends called this girl a 'nigger' to her face. And racism...combined with ignorance and the snotty, "I'm rich and I live in a big house with fancy A&F furnishings" attitude just does not sit well with me. I would love to kick his ass but I really don't want to piss my gf off.
 
only thing I can tell ya is to tell them to :mfinger: and threaten them with something that will hurt them more then their life or wellbeing. Dealing with the same shit with my girl's ex. Make them catch themselves on something that hurts them more then you or her and burn them with it
 
Alright, does this kid Tyler have a rep at school for being a "Lil' Bitch?"

If he does, most likely no one will take him seriously.

Here's what I would do:

1. First off, you've already analyzed his behavior. Use it against him.

He's covering up his fuckups with this chick. So call him out in front of a bunch of people. I mean a shitload. The more the merrier. Say something along the lines of this:

"Okay dude, I didn't know that spraying whipped cream on your ex's tits at 4 A.M. and licking them qualified as a backstabbing reason to break up. Fuck the fact that you also failed to follow through on anything every damn time, and generally viewed her as a sex object, obviously she's the backstabbing one!

And then you sit your ass down in the fucking Cafeteria, you know, fucking trying to cover up for your own insecurities by being a total shithead, lying, and spreading rumors, things that no one would believe. Basically, your fucking low-ass self esteem is known to all already, just nobody fucking calls you on it!

God damn it, you are slower than Star Jones on a treadmill. You better treat that shampoo bottle o' yours right, because it is the only pussy you will get!"

Replace the text in italics with real scenarios that happened. Call him on every negative aspect of himself he tries to cover up. Everyone notices this but no one really tends to call on it.

I'm aware my writing lost it's punch in there, my mom came in and had to explain how to clean my room. Thanks mom, I know how gravity works, you stupid bitch.

The best part about this method is that it fully disarms your opponent physically as well. No matter what they do, they are admitting their fucking problem. Be it punching, lying, or sticking their fingers in their ears and saying "LALALALALALALLALA!"

I've used it for years on many people with the same end results every time. It's an excellent method.
 
Well I just don't know what to do now. Today my girlfriend went to the school therapist and apparently spent 2 classes up there(around 3 hours) crying her face off about all of this...and yet she doesn't talk about it with me at all. God it really bothers me that she won't talk to me about this but she will to the school psychologist.

Anyway...besides that...apparently the fuck-face found out about the whole sueing thing and wants to "talk" with my girlfriend about it. Funny thing is, he's gone near us a few times as if he wants to say something but just doesn't. I guess he's pissing his pants. His excuse for all of it was that it wasn't him doing all of this...it was his friends.

Total.
Fucking.
Bullshit.

The kid already has his balls in an executive ball trapper because my gf could easily sue his ass into a make-shift grave with no headstone within a matter of hours. But it's just not good enough. I can see right now that his friends are going to start making fun of my girlfriend's parents for being sue-happy, which isn't true at all.


Also, the other day, in fact the day that I originally wrote this...they walked up to her in the hallway and made these ridiculous "oinking" noises to her face. She fought back with them and all but still. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL THEM. They have no fucking right to treat her like that. Noone does. Not even God himself.

Fucking cruel, thats what it is. I told her that I was going to say something here soon and her response was along the lines of, "If you do, I'll kill you. How's that?" So apparently she thinks that its her problem, and that I shouldn't be involved. And yet, a ton of other people are.

God damn I'm so conflicted and I really don't know whats going on right now. I really want to be there for shit like this so I can actually say something but its always behind my back and so I can only indirectly hear what has happened and then quell the fact that I really don't stand for this kind of bullshit amongst this immature fuck-ups who shouldn't be allowed to impregnate any other species on the fucking planet.

HALLELUIAH

AND HOLY SHIT.

WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?!
 
i like the sound of a curb stomp. could be fun. do what you think is right, if your gf really wants you not to do it and it will actually wreck your relationship then dont do it. but if she isn't all that serious beat that fucker to a pulp
 
You should reclaim your sack and do what you want. You've had enough of his shit? Good. Do something about it. What you do and how you handle it is up to you, but do something or you have no room to complain if he continues.

I should mention that I like the sound of a "curb stomping." That phrase makes me picture bashing some poor fool's head against a curb and stomping on it until his eyeballs pop out. Then we go to the pub.
 
Man, you should do something about it. Tbrsk's thing about one-on-one could work, though you might just try talking to him. Also calling him out in front of a lot of people, prefarably most of them not being his friends, should also work. Also talk to your gf about it and try to explain how you feel about it.
 
Well Ive already told her how I feel about the whole situation and she just doesnt want me getting involved. I think shes threatening to cut things off if I do get involved and it really pisses me off...because I should have the moral obligation to get involved.

So if I do, I'm getting myself fucked over basically. And if I don't, I have to listen to it for the next few weeks until they get the testosterone-and-bullshit clot out of their brains.
 
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