creative ideas: what would you call a purple haired guy?

[Ouka]

- In mockery, please.

I call him The Eggplant head.

 

[J.J.]

Barmy Barney

 

[captainbluey]

The Bruise. As in, here comes the bruise.

 

[peglegsteeev]

Barney works.
Eggplant head is pretty funny too, good one!

Ever heard the term purple headed yogurt slinger?